The Movie Timeline - here's looking at movies, kid
Wednesday 24th December: Kenny eats alone in a Chinese restaurant. (Duluth, Minnesota - The Big Year)
Wednesday 24th December: Bad fog grounds all flights in the San Francisco area, meaning Kate and Brad don't get to fly to Fiji for Christmas. A local news crew captures this moment, and Kate and Brad head home to their families. (San Francisco - Four Christmases)
Wednesday 24th December: Dale and Brennan roll Dr. Doback down the stairs as they sleepwalk. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Thursday 25th December: Kate and Brad visit their four parents, all divorced, and go through four traumatic and yet somehow unfunny Christmases. (California - Four Christmases)
Thursday 25th December: Nancy and Robert announce that they are getting a divorce. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Monday 29th December: Jeff Shaw spots a pink-footed goose. Stu refuses his company's offer. (The Big Year)
Tuesday 30th December: Stu helps Brad spot a pink-footed goose, which is his 741st bird species. (The Big Year)
Wednesday 31st December: Kenny Bostick spots his 755th bird species, a snowy owl, breaking his own big year record. (The Big Year)
Dr. Adrian Helmsley learns that neutrinos from a massive solar flare are causing the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly. (Naga Deng Copper Mine, India - 2012)
Adrian informs White House Chief of Staff Carl Anheuser and President Thomas Wilson of the disasters to come. (Lincoln Plaza Hotel, Washington D.C. - 2012)
Noah Levenstein's wife dies. (American Reunion)
Naomi Quinn's father dies. (New York City - Arthur)
Orin Helgesson's lecture is filmed and uploaded to YouTube. Roger Lemke wins the "Two Diamonds" award for the second year in a row. (Cedar Rapids)
Birth of Diego Ricardo, the last human to be born on Earth. (Argentina - Children of Men)
William Woogard runs a Ponzi scheme, makes $50 million, and vanishes. (Colombiana)
John D. Truesdale dies. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Daisy moves out of her old home. (Funny People)
Nick and Amy have sex in a library. (Gone Girl)
Jack McClane starts learning a lot. (A Good Day to Die Hard)
James Reid is newspaper publisher of the year. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Lyle Spaulding starts working for Google. (Mountain View, CA - The Internship)
James Howard wins New York Supercomputing Challenge. Aaron Fitzcarraldo gains a Laureate in Philosophy. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
By this year, Ben's settlement ends. (Knocked Up)
3-year-old octuplets throw up on Daybreak host Colleen Peck. (New York City - Morning Glory)
M.I. Pollard makes a coffee table worth $500,000. (The Other Guys)
AVERAGE AMERICAN 401K ACCOUNT 2009 $64,200 (The Other Guys)
Kepler Telescope is launched to search for Earth-like planets. World Population - 6.76 Billion. (Pandorum)
Max Kenton is born. (Real Steel)
North Koreans invade. Wolverines fight back. (Spokane, Washington - Red Dawn)
Steven Jacobs starts running Gen-Sys around this time. (San Francisco, CA - Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
Glen and Glenda's birthday party. Jennifer/Tiffany kills a nanny who quits because she feels scared around Glenda. Glen receives a present that turns out to be Chucky's right arm. (Hollywood, CA - Seed of Chucky)
Penny starts getting Dodge's mail by mistake. (New York, New York - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
The girls of St. Trinian's School for Young Ladies find the treasure of the Pirate Captain Fritton. (England - St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold)
James Coughlin is released from prison. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Aaron Connors' relationship with a woman ends. (New York City - Trainwreck)
A girl claiming to be possessed by her deceased mother, hangs herself on a live webcam (Norway - Unfriended)
Biotech 2009 takes place. (Unknown)
Caitlyn starts working at Water Wizz. (Cape Cod, Massachusetts - The Way Way Back)
Rosemoor Wildlife Park is closed down. (Los Angeles, California - We Bought a Zoo)
After a string of breakouts from Camp X-Ray by high-powered mutants, Trask Industries develops a collar to inhibit mutant abilities. (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
January: Jibby and Heather break up. (Temecula, California - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard)
January: Paxton Harding pays $80,000 for the Trans Am. (Temecula, California - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard)
January: One of Booth's operations is screwed up by his daughter April. (Mexico - Machete)
January: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Ken Nelson (New York City - The Other Guys)
January: Dale and Brennan try burying each other alive. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
January: Tugg Speedman wins an Oscar for his role in Tropic Blunder. (Hollywood, California - Tropic Thunder)
Thursday 1st January: Ellie calls Brad and tells her that she broke up with Darren. The two of them start a relationship. (The Big Year)
Friday 2nd January: Kyle Gatehouse's driver's license is issued. (Weston Falls, Illinois - Source Code)
Thursday 15th January: Chesley Sullenberger lands US Airways Flight 1549. (Hudson River - Friends with Benefits)
Tuesday 20th January: Jerry's dad writes him a check. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Friday 23rd January: Ethan Shaw dies in a car crash. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Saturday 24th January: Jerry Shaw receives a phone call, telling him that his twin brother Ethan has died in an auto accident. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Sunday 25th January: Jerry Shaw comes home to his small rented room to find that it's full of illegal weapons and chemicals. He receives a mysterious phone call telling him to flee the scene. Less than a minute later, the FBI break into his place and arrest him. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Sunday 25th January: William Sean Carmichael's passport is issued. (Ottawa, Canada - Unknown)
Monday 26th January: Jerry Shaw and Rachel Holloman arrive at Indianapolis. They steal a silver brief case, get on a Japanese tour bus en route to the airport. There, they manage to evade the police and sneak onto a military aircraft. After a short flight, the plane lands at the Pentagon. (Indianapolis and D.C. - Eagle Eye)
Tuesday 27th January: Fredericka S. Freund dies. (Drag Me To Hell)
February: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: George Allison (New York City - The Other Guys)
February: Zack Brown and Miri Linky finally get together. (Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Saturday 7th February: SDF-1 Macross launch ceremony; outbreak of Space War I. (South Ataria Island, Pacific Ocean - Macross in Clash of the Bionoids)
Thursday 12th February: Julie Bougie Boyer's driver's license is issued. (Brichwood Valley, Illinois - Source Code)