The Movie Timeline - here's looking at movies, kid
The 13th disciple Rufus is stoned to death. (Antioch - Dogma)
A bride-to-be and her maid switch bodies thanks to a pair of magic earrings. (The Hot Chick)
An asteroid strikes down in Guzumel, Mexico with an impact equivalent to ten thousand nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously that wipes out everything on earth. (Guzumel, Mexico - Armageddon)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius begins his 12 year campaign against the Barbarian Tribes. (Germania - Gladiator)
Flee infested villages are scratched. (Gladiator)
General Maximus wins the battle in Germania, Marcus Aurelius is murdered by his son Commodus and Commodus becomes Emperor. (Gladiator)
Maximus becomes a great Gladiator and kills Commodus, before dying himself. (Gladiator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Santa Claus The First is born. (Arthur Christmas)
The Roman Empire is stretched from Arabia to Britain. (King Arthur)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
As Rome becomes officially Christian, the Nicaean council forms the basis of Christianity, including the canon and the sacraments. (Nicaea - The Da Vinci Code)
22nd May: Constantine The Great, Emperor of Rome, converts to Christianity on his death-bed. (The Da Vinci Code)
Santa Claus The First dies. (Arthur Christmas)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Artorius and his knights join with the Woads defend Hadrian's Wall against the invading Saxons. (Britain - King Arthur)
Aurelius returns to Rome where he becomes the sworn protector of the young Romulus Augustus Caesar, the new emperor of the crumbling Roman Empire. (Rome - The Last Legion)
King Arthur wins the Battle of Badon's Hill. (Badon's Hill, Hadrian's Wall - King Arthur)
Arthur wins the Battle of Badon Hill. (Badon's Hill, Hadrian's Wall - King Arthur)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
King Hrothgar celebrates his new mead hall, Heorod. The voice disturbs the monster Grendel who comes to the hall and kills the Danes. Beowulf hears of the monster and sails to Denmark to kill Grendel. (Denmark - Beowulf)
Beowulf becomes king of the Danes after Hrothgar jumps off of the tower and kills himself. (Denmark - Beowulf)
Men fight each other naked. (Disaster Movie)
21st June: Hank Martin from 20th Century Connecticut, USA is hauled before King Arthur and sentenced to death by bonfire. Having read in his pocket almanac that an eclipse will occur at noon, Martin threatens that he will blot out the sun if he's not released. When his threat comes true, he is proclaimed a great wizard, proclaimed Prime Minister and dubbed "Sir Boss". (England - A Yankee in King Arthur's Court)
Mary Magdelene smeared as a prostitute. (The Da Vinci Code)
Masasume, father-in-law of the man who would later be known as Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez, gives Ramírez a unique sword crafted by himself. (Japan - Highlander)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Kainan, a man from a far off part of the universe crash lands in Norway during the iron age. He begins hunting down an alien beast called a Moorwen that stowed away onboard and which has started killing off the pre-viking natives. (Norway - Outlander)
Maxim Horvath joins forces with Morgana Le Fay to defeat Merlin. They then fight Balthazar Blake and Veronica Gorloisen. (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
he House of Flying Daggers rises to oppose the governing Tang dynasty. (China - House of Flying Daggers)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
The last Neanderthal tribe dies out as one Arab and twelve Viking warriors kill the Queen and War Chief. (The 13th Warrior)
The Emperor, of the Tang dynasty, returns home to find his own family rebelling against him. (China - Curse of the Golden Flower)
Arthur gathers knights for a quest for the Holy Grail. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Odin, King of Asgard, wages war against the Frost Giants of Jotunheim and their leader Laufey. (Tonnesberg, Norway - Thor)
A peasant revolt leaves tyrannical King Freyne dead. Einon inherits the crown just before receiving a fatal blow to the heart. Queen Aislinn brings him before a dragon, Draco, who shares his heart with the boy and saves his life. (Dragonheart)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry founded. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Bowen is forced to kill Draco in order to kill Einon. Draco turns to energy and joins his ancient brothers in the constellation Draco. (Dragonheart)
Pai Mei, head of the White Lotus Clan, slaughters 60 Shaolin monks. (China - Kill Bill: Volume 2)
Pai-Mei nods to a passing Shaolin Monk, but the monk does not nod back, so demands his neck. This is refused, so he massacres the 60 monks in the temple. The legend of the five-point palm exploding heart technique begins. (Kill Bill: Volume 2)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Norman Invasion of England. (England - Billy Madison)
King Duncan I is murdered by Macbeth (Scotland - Macbeth)
15th August: At the Battle of Lumphanan, King Macbeth of Scotland is slain by Malcolm Canmore, whose father, King Duncan I, was murdered by Macbeth 17 years earlier. (Macbeth)
25th December: William the Conqueror is crowned king of England. (Johnny English Reborn)
Rodrigo Diaz of Bivar, El Cid, stopped the invasion of Spain by the Moslem Moors under Ben Yussuf by rallying the Spanish armies to fight, even though he died in the last battle. (Valencia, Spain - El Cid)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
13th January: Pope Honorius II grants a papal sanction to the military order known as the Knights Templar, declaring it to be an army of God. (National Treasure)
King Henry II plans a reunion to name his successor. (The Lion in Winter)
25th December: Henry II's entire family plots against him taking a new wife and thus disinheriting his sons, but both his and his family's plots fail, leaving all at status quo. (Chinon (but historically inaccurate) - The Lion in Winter)
Balian of Ibelin arrives after losing his family and faith. (Jerusalem - Kingdom of Heaven)
Robin of Locksley is chained up in a dungeon with Maid Marian's brother, Peter. (Jerusalem - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)
Balian helps King Baldwin IV defend the city between the Second and Third Crusades. (Jerusalem - Kingdom of Heaven)
Robin Hood, with Azeem, returns from the Crusades to find that his father has been murdered; Robin escapes to Sherwood Forest and becomes the leader of a group of exiled villagers . (Nottingham, England - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)
Robin Longstride takes part in the siege against Chalus Castle. (Haute-Vienne, France - Robin Hood)
William, the Lycan, attacks a village and kills everyone. (Underworld: Evolution)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)