The Movie Timeline - it's like a timeline, but of movies
Michael Oher is adopted by the Tuphys. Miss Sue tutors him so that he can get good grades. (Memphis, Tennessee - The Blind Side)
Annual "Running of the Jew" festival is covered by Borat for local TV station. (Kuczek, Kazakhstan - Borat)
Kirill kills Marie Kreutz, but Jason Bourne escapes. (Goa, India - The Bourne Supremacy)
Jason Bourne starts running. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Robert Golding is terminated. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Mitch Wilson starts working with Cam Brady. (The Campaign)
Steve Montgomery wins a certificate. (Chronicle)
Jason and Cynthia purchase their home. (Chicago, Illinois - Couples Retreat)
Viral outbreak causes the dead to return to life and consume the flesh of the living. (Suburban Wisconsin - Dawn of the Dead)
A small band of refugees lock themselves inside a shopping maul to escape throngs of ravenous, running zombies. (Milwaukee, Wi - Dawn of the Dead)
Major global warming cause a swift second ice age. (The Day After Tomorrow)
Joel has his memory erased but wakes up during the process. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Large fishing cabins are for sale. (Crystal Lake, New Jersey - Freddy Vs. Jason)
Andrew Largemen is forced to visit his home sue to his mothers death. Here he meets Sam who changes his life for the better. (New Jersey, America - Garden State)
Godzilla defeats Xians and monsters (the world - Godzilla: Final Wars)
Amy Elliott accuses her boyfriend Tommy O'Hara of rape. (Gone Girl)
Stanton High Gymnastics Team Champions win CT State Championships. (Connecticut - Grown Ups 2)
Rasputin returns to destroy the world using Hellboy. (Hellboy)
Nicholas Angel uses firearms for the last time before before he transfers to Sandford. (London, England - Hot Fuzz)
The earliest year that Mel Stein could have started using the internet. (Los Angeles, CA - I Love You, Man)
Aaron Rapoport starts working at Skylark Tonight. (The Interview)
Elle Woods graduates from Harvard Law School. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - Legally Blonde)
Season 2004 (Allenville Penitentiary, Texas - The Longest Yard)
Jack Harris quits working with internet pornography and goes back to his family. (Houston, Texas - Middle Men)
Napoleon Dynamite does a dance routine in front of the school assembly during the presidential elections. (Napoleon Dynamite)
Willie Bank wins his second Five Diamond award for his hotel. (Ocean's Thirteen)
On the train from Rome to Paris, a Faberge Egg is stolen from a courier. (Ocean's Twelve)
AVERAGE EXECUTIVE SALARY $9,690,000-$10,765,000 (The Other Guys)
Angie loses her virginity. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Frank Castle becomes The Punisher and starts killing criminal families. (New York City - Punisher: War Zone)
In the middle of the year, it is reported that members of Five Points Trinity Church are seeking semi-automatic firearms before AWD expires. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Stewart Young is born. (RoboCop)
Rocky and Paulie go to the cemetery 2 years after Adrian's death. (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Rocky Balboa)
Carter accidentally shoots Isabella Molina. She and Lee no longer date. (New York City, NY - Rush Hour 3)
Two strangers, Adam and Dr Lawrence Gordon, wake up in a dirty bathroom at the hand of serial killer John Kramer. (Saw)
Seth is released from prison due to a technicality. Mark Hoffman puts him in an inescapable pendulum trap made to look like a Jigsaw trap. (Saw V)
John and Amanda visit Jill at her clinic. (Saw VI)
Glen finds his parents Chucky and Tiffany. Chucky inseminates Jennifer Tilly. (Hollywood, CA - Seed of Chucky)
Zombies attack London but are found defenseless against cricket bats and spades. (Shaun of the Dead)
Todd solves a puzzle. (Soldier)
Rachel and Dex do not admit how they feel about each other. Dex meets Darcy and Rachel lets them date. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Peter Parker tries to find balence between studies, love, and crime-fighting. He almost quits being Spider-Man and Mary-Jane almost marries John Jameson. Spider-Man defeats Dr.Octopous. Mary-Jane and Harry Osborn find out Spider-Man's identity. (Spider-Man 2)
Venom comes from space and transforms Spider-Man into Dark Spider-Man. He fights Harry Osborn (the New Goblin) and the Sandman. Venom gets onto Eddie Brock. Spider-Man and the New Goblin fight Sandman and Venom. Eddie, Venom, and Harry die while Spider-Man lets Sandman leave and live. Peter and Mary-Jane renew their relationship. (Spider-Man 3)
Derek has a car. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Derek has a carb. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Seth hooks up with Shauna. (Superbad)
Body remains are found which leasds Illeana Scott to hunt down a serial killer who assumes the lives and identitiesof other people. (Montreal, Canada - Taking Lives)
Han Solo Berger leaves his father and will change his name to Todd Peterson. (That's My Boy)
Pete and Debbie's second daughter Charlotte is born. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Max Walker brings Lyle Atwood from 1924 to sentence him, or Max returns to find TEC shut down, or Max returns to find his wife alive, timeline-dependent. (Timecop)
Down on her luck and wanting to escape her abusive boyfriend, Jean Gilkyson and her daughter move to Wyoming and move in with her estranged father-in-law, Einar Gilkyson. (Wyoming - An Unfinished Life)
For the next four years, people say that fusion is five years away. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Rosie Mee is born. (Los Angeles, California - We Bought a Zoo)
The Mees go on a vacation. (Somalia - We Bought a Zoo)
January: Sparkle beats Pois. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
January: Regina puts her spring fling dress on hold at a store called 1, 3, 5. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
January: Bethany Hamilton gets 5th place in the NSSA Regional Event. (Soul Surfer)
Saturday 10th January: Bethany Hamilton enters a major competition. (Kauai, Hawaii - Soul Surfer)
Sunday 11th January: Zuckerberg registers thefacebook.com domain. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
Thursday 15th January: Aaron sees Shane in his underwear in the projection room above the auditorium. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)