The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Wednesday 16th January: Chris “Alex” McCandless reenters the U.S. (United States/Mexico border - Into the Wild)
Sunday 27th January: Muhammad Siyad Barre, the dictator of the Somali Democratic Republic since 1969, flees Mogadishu as rebels overrun his palace and capture the Somali capital. (Black Hawk Down)
February: At Food City, a high-school counselor begins a quest for the perfect egg carton. He is observed by Holden McNeil and Banky Edwards (who are working at the supermarket). The incident will be used by Holden and Banky as inspiration for part of their 37 comic series. Around this same time, a woman who manually masturbates caged animals for a living observes a similar incident at supermarket, but the counselor is different. (Clerks)
February: During Operation Desert Storm, Capt Ben Marco, Raymond Shaw and their troop are kidnapped by Manchurian Global agents and brainwashed. (Iraq - The Manchurian Candidate)
Monday 4th February: Chad is born around this time. His mother had been put in a mental institution. (West Virginia - Tucker & Dale Vs Evil)
Sunday 10th February: Laura Tollins is murdered. (The Number 23)
Thursday 14th February: A student at East Great Falls High School adds advice to the book about how men can shave their pubes to make their penises look bigger. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Thursday 14th February: Chris Brander sends fellow eighth-grader Jamie Palamino a dozen red roses. (New Jersey - Just Friends)
Thursday 21st February: Sun-Sentinel has John Grogan's column about Marley pulling the table. (South Florida - Marley & Me)
Sunday 3rd March: Radio Raheem's 20 D batteries will expire on this day. (Brooklyn, New York - Do the Right Thing)
Sunday 3rd March: Rodney King is beaten by the Los Angeles Police Department and it is caught on video sparking riots a year later. (South Central Los Angeles, California - Malcolm X)
Thursday 28th March: Fester Addams returns to the Addams Family (The Addams Family)
Friday 29th March: Martin Asher kills someone. (Taking Lives)
April: Dante Hicks and Caitlin Bree break up. (Clerks)
Friday 5th April: Brian Spilner speeds. (2 Fast 2 Furious)
Friday 19th April: Jason Bourne's passport is issued. (The Bourne Identity)
May: Class of 1991 graduates. (13 Going On 30)
May: Steven Connolly, future Islington schoolboy and lover of teacher Sheba Hart, is born. (Notes on a Scandal)
Friday 24th May: Daily Bulletin headline: Chuck De Nomolos to wed Missy (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
June: A high school football player named Joey and a cheerleader named Lucy conceive their child on prom night. (Chicago, Illinois - Couples Retreat)
Monday 3rd June: Osaka Telegraph headline: Wyld Stallyns to play Grand Canyon (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Sunday 9th June: Osaka Telegraph headline: Wyld Stallyns to play Grand Canyon (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Monday 10th June: Margaret Abbott Baldwin dies. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Wednesday 12th June: An ad for Margaret Abbott Baldwin's funeral appears. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Thursday 13th June: Margaret Abbott Baldwin's funeral takes place. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Sunday 23rd June: Harry Potter sets a snake loose from the zoo on his cousin Dudley Dursley's birthday. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Wednesday 3rd July: Terminator 2: Judgement Day is released and becomes a big hit. (USA - American Pie 2)
Monday 22nd July: Cannibal and serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is caught. (Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Dahmer)
Tuesday 30th July: Harry Potter draws a birthday cake in sand and writes "Happy Birthday Harry". (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Wednesday 31st July: Rubeus Hagrid finds Harry Potter with the Dursleys at midnight and tells him that he is a wizard. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
September: Colin Tucker is born. (Johnny English Reborn)
Sunday 1st September: Harry Potter starts his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Sunday 1st September: Harry Potter begins his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (Scotland - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Sunday 8th September: On Mitch Robbins's 39th birthday, his friends Phil Berquist and Ed Furillo propose a cattle drive. (New York City, New York - City Slickers)
Wednesday 11th September: Jeffrey Lebowski writes a cheque for 69 cents to pay for some milk at Ralph's Supermarket. (Los Angeles - The Big Lebowski)
Tuesday 24th September: Michael Archer is murdered by Castor Troy. (Los Angeles, California - Face/Off)
October: Dr. Samuel Loomis starts talking to Michael Myers by this time. (Smith's Grove, Illinois - Halloween)
October: Deloris Van Cartier witnesses mob boss Vince La Rocca kill someone, and she is hidden in a convent as Sister Mary Clarence. (Reno, Nevada and San Francisco California - Sister Act)
Wednesday 30th October: The so-called "perfect storm" hits the North Atlantic producing remarkably large waves along the New England and Canadian coasts. (The Perfect Storm)
Thursday 31st October: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley save Hermione Granger from a troll in the girl's bathroom. (Hogwarts - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
November: Future-Sheriff Wynan marries Ellen. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Sunday 3rd November: Newcomer Warren Hubley is murdered. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Tuesday 5th November: Newcomer Cecil Porter and Detective Bill Tuggle are shot to death by newcomers. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Wednesday 6th November: Detective Matthew Sykes is paired with newcomer Detective Sam "George" Francisco to investigate the murders of Hubley and Porter. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Thursday 7th November: Francisco and Sykes continue their investigation. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Friday 8th November: Joshua Strader dies. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Saturday 9th November: Francisco and Sykes defeat William Harcourt, who dies. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Sunday 10th November: Matthew Sykes' daughter Kristen gets married. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Thursday 14th November: Brian Spilner commits seat belt violation. (2 Fast 2 Furious)
December: Football player Scott Wood misses a game-winning goal and Billy Brown goes to jail after placing a bet. (Buffalo, New York - Buffalo '66)
December: Michael Myers kills a nurse. (Smith's Grove, Illinois - Halloween)
Tuesday 17th December: Billionaire Howard Stark, father of Tony Stark, dies. (USA - Iron Man)
Wednesday 18th December: Chris “Alex” McCandless reunites with Jan and Rainey, two tramps he had met over a year prior. (Slab City, California - Into the Wild)
Thursday 19th December: Chris “Alex” McCandless meets Tracy Tatro. (Slab City, California - Into the Wild)
Tuesday 24th December: Billy disfigures Agnes and kills his mother and her new husband. He makes cookies out of his mother's flesh. (Black Christmas)
Wednesday 25th December: Billy Lenz is sent to a mental asylum. (Black Christmas)
Wednesday 25th December: Harry Potter receives his father's Invisibility Cloak as a Christmas present. (Hogwarts - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Wednesday 25th December: Mikhail Gorbachev announces that the Cold War is over and Yuri is elated, because now he can ransack the weapons of the former Soviet Union to sell overseas. (Manhattan, New York City - Lord of War)
Jacob Sterling brings home a possessed clock from Amityville. (Burlwood, CA - Amityville 1992: It's About Time)
Detective Nick Curran investigates a murder in which the victim is killed exactly as described in the novel "Love Hurts" by Catherine Trammell. (San Francisco, Ca. - Basic Instinct)