The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Madison Stafford is born. (RoboCop)
Edward Burch is born. (RoboCop)
Richard Burch is born. (RoboCop)
1991 calls. (The Rocker)
Donny Rabbs is shot down. (Kuwait - Runaway Jury)
Groton graduation speech. (Groton, MA - Six Degrees of Separation)
Sam Baldwin's wife dies, he and his son Jonah move to Seattle. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Spy Game. (Spy Game)
Four turtles finally defeat the Shreader after he drinks the last bottle of ooze. (New York - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze)
Donny Berger appears in the news. (That's My Boy)
After shooting a man for attempted rape, Thelma & Louise go on the run from Arkansas to Arizona - facing capture & certain imprisonment, the ladies decide to "keep going" over the edge of the Grand Canyon. (Thelma and Louise)
US soldiers Archie Gates, Troy Barlow, Chief Elgin and Conrad Vig set out to find the gold Saddam allegedly stole from Kuwait. (Iraq - Three Kings)
Billy Bob receives a trophy at lineman camp. (Texas - Varsity Blues)
The Iraq War ends. (W.)
South Africa ushers in an era of acceptance and equality, becoming a safe haven for mutants. (South Africa - X-Men: Days of Future Past)
The secret chemical formula for the deadly 'Silent Night' gas goes missing after the fall of the USSR. (XXX)
Tuesday 15th January: John Grogan's name is mispelled "Gorgan" in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. Sebastian tells John that he should get a dog. (South Florida - Marley & Me)
Wednesday 16th January: Chris “Alex” McCandless reenters the U.S. (United States/Mexico border - Into the Wild)
Sunday 27th January: Muhammad Siyad Barre, the dictator of the Somali Democratic Republic since 1969, flees Mogadishu as rebels overrun his palace and capture the Somali capital. (Black Hawk Down)
February: At Food City, a high-school counselor begins a quest for the perfect egg carton. He is observed by Holden McNeil and Banky Edwards (who are working at the supermarket). The incident will be used by Holden and Banky as inspiration for part of their 37 comic series. Around this same time, a woman who manually masturbates caged animals for a living observes a similar incident at supermarket, but the counselor is different. (Clerks)
February: During Operation Desert Storm, Capt Ben Marco, Raymond Shaw and their troop are kidnapped by Manchurian Global agents and brainwashed. (Iraq - The Manchurian Candidate)
Monday 4th February: Chad is born around this time. His mother had been put in a mental institution. (West Virginia - Tucker & Dale Vs Evil)
Sunday 10th February: Laura Tollins is murdered. (The Number 23)
Thursday 14th February: A student at East Great Falls High School adds advice to the book about how men can shave their pubes to make their penises look bigger. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Thursday 14th February: Chris Brander sends fellow eighth-grader Jamie Palamino a dozen red roses. (New Jersey - Just Friends)
Thursday 21st February: Sun-Sentinel has John Grogan's column about Marley pulling the table. (South Florida - Marley & Me)
Sunday 3rd March: Radio Raheem's 20 D batteries will expire on this day. (Brooklyn, New York - Do the Right Thing)
Sunday 3rd March: Rodney King is beaten by the Los Angeles Police Department and it is caught on video sparking riots a year later. (South Central Los Angeles, California - Malcolm X)
Thursday 28th March: Fester Addams returns to the Addams Family (The Addams Family)
Friday 29th March: Martin Asher kills someone. (Taking Lives)
April: Dante Hicks and Caitlin Bree break up. (Clerks)
Friday 5th April: Brian Spilner speeds. (2 Fast 2 Furious)
Friday 19th April: Jason Bourne's passport is issued. (The Bourne Identity)
May: Class of 1991 graduates. (13 Going On 30)
May: Steven Connolly, future Islington schoolboy and lover of teacher Sheba Hart, is born. (Notes on a Scandal)
Friday 24th May: Daily Bulletin headline: Chuck De Nomolos to wed Missy (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
June: A high school football player named Joey and a cheerleader named Lucy conceive their child on prom night. (Chicago, Illinois - Couples Retreat)
Monday 3rd June: Osaka Telegraph headline: Wyld Stallyns to play Grand Canyon (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Sunday 9th June: Osaka Telegraph headline: Wyld Stallyns to play Grand Canyon (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Monday 10th June: Margaret Abbott Baldwin dies. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Wednesday 12th June: An ad for Margaret Abbott Baldwin's funeral appears. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Thursday 13th June: Margaret Abbott Baldwin's funeral takes place. (Sleepless in Seattle)
Sunday 23rd June: Harry Potter sets a snake loose from the zoo on his cousin Dudley Dursley's birthday. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Wednesday 3rd July: Terminator 2: Judgement Day is released and becomes a big hit. (USA - American Pie 2)
Monday 22nd July: Cannibal and serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is caught. (Milwaukee, Wisconsin - Dahmer)
Tuesday 30th July: Harry Potter draws a birthday cake in sand and writes "Happy Birthday Harry". (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Wednesday 31st July: Rubeus Hagrid finds Harry Potter with the Dursleys at midnight and tells him that he is a wizard. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
September: Colin Tucker is born. (Johnny English Reborn)
Sunday 1st September: Harry Potter starts his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Sunday 1st September: Harry Potter begins his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (Scotland - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Sunday 8th September: On Mitch Robbins's 39th birthday, his friends Phil Berquist and Ed Furillo propose a cattle drive. (New York City, New York - City Slickers)
Wednesday 11th September: Jeffrey Lebowski writes a cheque for 69 cents to pay for some milk at Ralph's Supermarket. (Los Angeles - The Big Lebowski)
Tuesday 24th September: Michael Archer is murdered by Castor Troy. (Los Angeles, California - Face/Off)
October: Dr. Samuel Loomis starts talking to Michael Myers by this time. (Smith's Grove, Illinois - Halloween)
October: Deloris Van Cartier witnesses mob boss Vince La Rocca kill someone, and she is hidden in a convent as Sister Mary Clarence. (Reno, Nevada and San Francisco California - Sister Act)
Wednesday 30th October: The so-called "perfect storm" hits the North Atlantic producing remarkably large waves along the New England and Canadian coasts. (The Perfect Storm)
Thursday 31st October: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley save Hermione Granger from a troll in the girl's bathroom. (Hogwarts - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
November: Future-Sheriff Wynan marries Ellen. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Sunday 3rd November: Newcomer Warren Hubley is murdered. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Tuesday 5th November: Newcomer Cecil Porter and Detective Bill Tuggle are shot to death by newcomers. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)