The Movie Timeline - be obsessive, be very obsessive
Monday 11th August: Amy Winehouse has to go to rehab at 2 PM. (Disaster Movie)
Monday 25th August: Amy Winehouse's monthly teeth brush. (Disaster Movie)
Tuesday 26th August: Amy Winehouse has to go to rehab at 1 PM. (Disaster Movie)
Friday 29th August: Will and his friends try to stop the world from ending. (Disaster Movie)
September: While he's drunk, Wesley adopts a boy named Sung Lee. Harry Stifler drives Erik and Mike Coozeman to the University of Michigan. Bobby has sex with Margie on his first day. Erik, Bobby, Cooze, and Nick Anderson start doing the tasks listed on the pledge board. Rodney Dean decides not to leave a strip club called The Silver Dollar Room. (American Pie: Beta House)
September: Elizabeth Halsey works as a teacher at John Adams Middle School. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
September: After none of his kids come home for the holidays, Frank Goode decides to go on a road trip to see them. (Everybody's Fine)
September: Dave Lizewski becomes a superhero named Kick-Ass. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
September: Fish rejoins A.D.D. in time for a free arena show where they open for Vesuvius. (Cleveland, Ohio - The Rocker)
October: Erik ejaculates for the first time in four months... on Ashley's teddy bear, Mr. Biggles. Dwight has sex with the sex addict three times in a row and runs. Bull comes into the room and has sex with her. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
October: Burt and Verona conceive their baby. (Away We Go)
October: Kick-ass becomes popular. He meets Hit-Girl and Big Daddy. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
October: Wheeler's car's license plate expires. (Los Angeles, CA - Role Models)
Friday 3rd October: All humans but one are blind by the white blindness. (Blindness)
Wednesday 29th October: Marjolaine Legault's driver's license is issued. (Gibson Valley, Illinois - Source Code)
November: Erik, Ashley, Cooze, Bobby, and Nick play as a rock band at The State Theater. Bobby and Cooze get married. (American Pie: Beta House)
November: Tony Stark (Iron Man) and James "Rhodey" Rhodes (War Machine) fight Ivan Vanko (Whiplash). (New York City - Iron Man 2)
November: Big Daddy is killed by Frank D'Amico's men. Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass team up. Kick-Ass fights Red Mist and kills Frank with a rocket launcher. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
November: Nancy Huff and Dr. Robert Doback get married. Their respective sons Dale and Brennan have to get jobs. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
November: Zack and Miri attend their 10 Year High School Reunion, and decide to make a porno together. (Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Tuesday 4th November: Barack H. Obama is elected as the 44th President of the United States of America. He is the first African-American to be elected to the office. (U.S.A., Nationwide - By the People: The Election of Barack Obama)
Tuesday 4th November: Bud Johnson doesn't vote. His daughter Molly tries voting for him but an error accurrs when a plug is unplugged. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Wednesday 5th November: The media finds out that Bud Johnson has to vote in order to break a tie. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Thursday 6th November: Ten days before Bud Johnson has to vote. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Monday 10th November: A football game happens. (United States - Swing Vote)
Tuesday 11th November: Bring Your Dad To School Day. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Saturday 15th November: A final debate is held. (United States - Swing Vote)
Sunday 16th November: Bud Johnson votes for either Andrew Boone or Donald Greenleaf. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Tuesday 25th November: Dr. Donald J. Blake's ID is issued. (New York - Thor)
Wednesday 26th November: Amy begins work at the mall, and Paul Blart gets drunk for the first time. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Wednesday 26th November: Zack tells Delaney that his high school reunion is tomorrow. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Thursday 27th November: Paul Blart suffers his first hangover. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Thursday 27th November: Illias Kazantsakis, exercising his brother Zinos' power of attorney, signs over the Soul Kitchen property to Thomas Neumann in order to pay off his own gambling debt. (Hamburg, Germany - Soul Kitchen)
Thursday 27th November: Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Friday 28th November: Black Friday: The most afeared shopping day at malls, and also the day Paul Blart's mall is taken over by bank robbers. Also it's Amy's birthday. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Friday 28th November: Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
December: Erik, Cooze, Bobby, and Nick have finished the pledge board. GEEK House competes with BETA House in the Olympiad, where Noah Levenstein is the officiate. This results in a victory for BETA House. Rodney Dean returns. Erik has sex with Ashley while watching Creature from the Black Lagoon. Cooze receives female ejaculate from Denise. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
December: Brennan and Dale wreck Dr. Doback's boat. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Saturday 6th December: Cousin Kritofferson lives with the Foxes when his father is ill. Mr. Fox and Kylie the oppossum. Mr. Fox tells Kylie his plan to steal from Boggis' chicken house. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Saturday 6th December: The new Infant Sorrow album African Child drops from #54 to #93 on Billboard 200. (Get Him to the Greek)
Sunday 7th December: Mr. Fox and Kylie steal from Boggis' chicken farm. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Monday 8th December: Mr. Fox and Kylie break into Bunce's refrigerated smokehouse. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Tuesday 9th December: Fox and Kylie break into Bean's secret cidar cellar. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Wednesday 10th December: The foxes are forced to dig when humans destroy their home after Mr. Fox, Kylie, and Kristofferson's break-in and Mr. Fox's tail getting shot off the night before. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Thursday 11th December: News reporters surround the destroyed Fox home. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Thursday 11th December: Gwen Herlihy's exhibition opens, as Dr Pincus tries to pass a message to her from her dead husband. (New York - Ghost Town (1988))
Saturday 13th December: Restauranteur Zinos Kazantsakis buys back the Soul Kitchen in a foreclosure auction for 200,015 euros. (Hamburg, Germany - Soul Kitchen)
Sunday 14th December: Upset animals confront the Foxes. Mr. Fox uses his plan to take everything. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Monday 15th December: Bean's cider floods the animal refugee camp. Kristofferson is captured and then rescued. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Thursday 18th December: Kylie and the Foxes get food from Boggis, Bunce and Bean's International Supermarkets and Felicity reveals that she is pregnant again. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Monday 22nd December: Ronny has a relapse and gambles. (The Dilemma)
Monday 22nd December: Ronny has a relapse and gambles. (The Dilemma)
Wednesday 24th December: Bad fog grounds all flights in the San Francisco area, meaning Kate and Brad don't get to fly to Fiji for Christmas. A local news crew captures this moment, and Kate and Brad head home to their families. (San Francisco - Four Christmases)
Wednesday 24th December: Dale and Brennan roll Dr. Doback down the stairs as they sleepwalk. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Thursday 25th December: Kate and Brad visit their four parents, all divorced, and go through four traumatic and yet somehow unfunny Christmases. (California - Four Christmases)
Thursday 25th December: Nancy and Robert announce that they are getting a divorce. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Dr. Adrian Helmsley learns that neutrinos from a massive solar flare are causing the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly. (Naga Deng Copper Mine, India - 2012)
Adrian informs White House Chief of Staff Carl Anheuser and President Thomas Wilson of the disasters to come. (Lincoln Plaza Hotel, Washington D.C. - 2012)
Naomi Quinn's father dies. (New York City - Arthur)
Birth of Diego Ricardo, the last human to be born on Earth. (Argentina - Children of Men)