The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
The Thermians arriving on earth at a Galexy Quest convention whisk "Commander Peter Quincy Taggart" and his crew into space to help them defeat Sarris NSEA Protector crash lands in L.A. . (Los Angeles - Galaxy Quest)
Actor Jason Nesmith & the "intrepid crew" of the Galalxy Quest TV show are whisked away by the the Thermians to confront their very real nemesis, Sarris. (Galaxy Quest)
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa, working with Monarch, investigates the collapse of a mine in the Philippines that catalyzes and causes the hatching of the male M.U.T.O. egg. (The Philippines - Godzilla)
108 year-old former prison guard Paul Edgecomb tells friend Elaine about his life after he becomes upset watching Top Hat. (The Green Mile)
Stanton High Gymnastics Team goes to CT State Championships. (Connecticut - Grown Ups 2)
Lou tries to bite Jacob. (Hot Tub Time Machine)
Yo-Yo Santos' mother stops breast-feeding him. (The Internship)
Craig can't trace freehand and starts drawing his own maps of imaginary places. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Lyle claims that Shawn Fanning, his college roommate, stole Napster from him while he was napping. (Northeastern University - The Italian Job)
Eve Swannell dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Massacre at Two Pines Wedding Chapel. (El Paso Texas - Kill Bill: Volume 1)
The Deadly Viper Squad shoot The Bride and leave her for dead during her wedding rehearsal. (Kill Bill: Volume 1)
Season 1999 (Allenville Penitentiary, Texas - The Longest Yard)
Tim O'Hara, a TV reporter, finds a Martian; it soon becomes his favourite. (Los Angeles, California - My Favorite Martian)
Josie Geller is assigned her first story as an undercover reporter, for that she goes to South Glen high school. (Never Been Kissed)
Peter Gibbons, Michael Bolton, and Samir Nagheenanajar download a computer virus that steals over $300,000 from the Initech Corporation; Milton's desk is moved for the fifth time, and his red Swingline stapler is taken, causing him to set the office building on fire. (Office Space)
AVERAGE EXECUTIVE SALARY 1999 $3,350,000-$4,410,000 (The Other Guys)
Dance teacher Mr Jonathon gets Best Try at some dance awards. (Australia - Razzle Dazzle: A Journey Into Dance)
Edward Allen is born. (RoboCop)
Umi Kaneda is born. (RoboCop)
Andrew Brown is born. (RoboCop)
Aaron Pope is born. (RoboCop)
Nick makes a list of potential jurors. (Cincinnatti, Ohio - Runaway Jury)
Seth Baxter is sent to prison for murdering his girlfriend Angelina Acomb, younger sister of Mark Hoffman. (Saw V)
Murders occur on the set of Stab 3: Return to Woodsboro. (Hollywood, CA - Scream 3)
Dr Malcolm Crowe has a "ghost" of a chance to help young Cole Sear with his mental disorder - he sees dead people. (Philadelphia, Pa. - The Sixth Sense)
Napster is founded by Sean Parker. (The Social Network)
The Canadian and American war sparked by a movie with foul language. (Canadian Border - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
The sixth space probe in the Voyager series is launched and continues studying the planets in Earth's solar system. (Star Trek)
Lenny Nero has a tough Millennium Eve, thanks to a snuff tape. (Strange Days)
Martin Asher takes the identity of his victim, Alan Bydwell. (Taking Lives)
Leigh Ann Watson, Luke Churner, and Jo Lynn Jordan imprison history teacher Eve Tingle when a confrontation about who is cheating gets out of hand. (Teaching Mrs. Tingle)
Oliver's son is born. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Monet's 'San Giorgio Maggiore at Sunset' is stolen from Guggenheim Art Museum. (The Thomas Crown Affair)
Donald is born. (New York City - Trainwreck)
George W Bush runs for President. (Washington - W.)
Rudy Gecko commits suicide. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
College students leave Sommerville College for a weekend and go to a house where they encounter a Warlock. (Somerville, Massachusetts - Warlock III: The End of Innocence)
A group of Russian soldiers forms the 'Anarchy 99' which will specialize in drugs, prostitution and other criminal activities. (XXX)
Friday 8th January: ESD applies recovered alien shield technology to an F-22 Raptor to understand how they can better integrate other alien technology into future full Hybrid Fighters. This light experiment will serve as the foundation for the dramatic innovations that the ESD delivers nearly a decade later. (Independence Day: Resurgence)
Sunday 10th January: Tito dies. (New York City, New York - Double Whammy)
Sunday 10th January: Tito dies. (New York City, New York - Double Whammy)
Monday 11th January: A date stamped in Jason Bourne's passport. (The Bourne Supremacy)
Sunday 28th February: Joe Brody's birthday; Male M.U.T.O. causes collapse of Janjira Nuculear Energy Facility and begins feeding off of the plant's energy, causing the death of several plant workers (including Sandra Brody) and the evacuation of the city of Janjira. (Janjira, Japan - Godzilla)
Saturday 13th March: IMF arranges for Nyah Nordoff-Hall to be arrested so Sean Ambrose will rescue her. She will then be able to steal information from her ex-boyfriend. (Seville, Spain - Mission: Impossible 2)
Wednesday 24th March: Ethan Hunt kidnaps John C. McCloy to gather information about the virus Chimera and its cure. (Sydney, Australia - Mission: Impossible 2)
Tuesday 30th March: April O'Neil starts video-recording her father's work with Eric Sacks on Project Renaissance. (New York City, New York - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Tuesday 20th April: Two members of trenchcoat mafia kill school kids and teachers before killing themselves . (Columbine High School, Denver - Bowling for Columbine)
Tuesday 20th April: The Columbine High School massacre occurs. (Colorado - This Film is Not Yet Rated)
May: Jim Levenstein tries to have sex with Nadia and fails... twice. This event is broadcasted over the internet. The next day, Jim asks Michelle Flaherty to go with him to the prom. Stifler puts PentaLax in Finch's mochaccino, causing Finch to run to the girl's bathroom. He is humiliated when everyone sees him walking out. Oz leaves the lacrosse game to sing with Heather. (American Pie)
May: Brenda Martin claims her son Cody was kidnapped when she was carjacked, the police investigation sparks a riot. (New Jersey - Freedomland)
May: Pete and Debbie's first daughter Sadie is born. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Friday 14th May: Jason Bourne starts depriving himself of sleep. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Saturday 15th May: Jason Bourne continues depriving himself of sleep. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Sunday 16th May: Jason Bourne submits to "Tank" treatment. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Monday 17th May: Jason Bourne resubmits to "Tank" treatment. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Tuesday 18th May: Jason Bourne uses sensory enhancing drugs. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Wednesday 19th May: "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" is released in theaters. (Fanboys)
Wednesday 19th May: Eric, Hutch, Windows and Zoe see the release of "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace". In the theater, they toast the memory of their late friend Linus. Eric asks "What if the movie sucks?" (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)
Thursday 20th May: Barrels filled with human remains are discovered. Four people are eventually arrested and charged with eleven murders in the most brutal serial killing in Australian history. (snowtown,australia - The Snowtown Murders)