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Saturday 13th November: Chudnovsky puts a $1 million bounty on The Green Hornet. This leads to the deaths of people wearing green clothes. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 14th November: Daily Sentinel headline: "GREEN HORNET TO BLAME. Seven bodies dressed in green found in dumpsters." (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Monday 15th November: Britt rehires Lenore and she stops him from kissing her. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Tuesday 16th November: Chudnofsky hires The Green Hornet to kill Britt Reid. Britt Reid fails to record a conversation with DA Frank Scanlon. He and Kato go to the Daily Sentinel building and fight thugs. Chudnofsky and Scanlon die. Britt, who has a bullet wound, and Kato escape with ejector seats and go to Lenore's house. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Wednesday 17th November: Britt Reid has a press conference and pretends to be shot by a disguised Kato. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
December: The Black Beauty's license plate with the license plate number UWE 506 expires. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 5th December: Jack picks up his twin sister Jill from the airport. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Monday 6th December: Jill runs into the forest after having dinner with Jack's family and the homeless man Otto. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Tuesday 7th December: Jill is knocked out when she spins a wheel. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Wednesday 8th December: Jack yells at Jill when she talks on her cell phone during a movie. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Monday 13th December: Jack Bruno's taxicab driver's permit expires. (Las Vegas, NV - Race to Witch Mountain)
Sunday 19th December: At 11:53 AM, Some footage of a destroyed city is shot (Reign of Fire)
Friday 24th December: The Byrnes' and the Fockers spend Christmas Eve with each other. (Little Fockers)
Saturday 25th December: Jill goes on a bad date. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Saturday 25th December: The Byrnes' and the Fockers spend Christmas with each other. (Little Fockers)
Sunday 26th December: Jack and Jill go to a Lakers game where they meet Johnny Depp and Al Pacino. The latter gives Jill his phone number. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Sunday 26th December: The last day of the weekend that the Byrnes' and the Fockers spend with each other. (Little Fockers)
Thursday 30th December: Lewis Dinkum is granted permission to open the "Dinkum Museum." (Sommerton, Arizona - The Last Stand)
Friday 31st December: Seth meets Kim. Jensen proposes to Laura before getting cold feet. (New York City - New Year's Eve)
Mr. Isaacs has a meeting with a high power of another country. (Empire Grand Hotel, London - 2012)
The Mona Lisa is replaced by a fake replica. (Musee Du Louve, Paris - 2012)
The Mona Lisa is taken to a bunker. (Switzerland - 2012)
99% of the Earth's population is taken out by a virus; the survivors are placed under the care of Dr Goodchild, who found a cure. (Aeon Flux)
Eighty-four hours of classified footage is uploaded to www.lunartruth.com. (Apollo 18)
Jerry and Gloria return home from Antwerp. (Away We Go)
Nicole Hurley and Milo Boyd get married. (The Bounty Hunter)
According to an Office of Public Health Awareness commercial, this is the year that the Simian Flu starts spreading. (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes)
2011 Dodge Charger designed by Ronny and Nick is made. (The Dilemma)
The year on a banner at Stanton High. (Connecticut - Grown Ups 2)
Amanda tells Sampson Dunston that he must deliver the remains of Thomas Crowley to his son Victor Crowley. Sampson's response: "Go fuck yourself." (New Orleans, Louisiana - Hatchet III)
Danny has his medical assistant Katherine pose as his soon-to-be ex-wife, so he can romance Palmer. (California - Just Go with It)
Danny Maccabee meets Palmer Dodge and pretends that Katherine Murphy is his ex-wife and that he had kids with her. Along with Danny's cousin Eddie Simms, they all go on a trip to Hawaii. (Just Go with It)
Elizabeth Oberstein dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Someone dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Benjamin Mills dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Sheriff Ray Owens and company make a stand against Gabriel Cortez. (Sommerton, Arizona - The Last Stand)
Daybreak's comfortable year ends, but it may have more. (New York City - Morning Glory)
Ahern Records suffers from music piracy. (New York City - New Year's Eve)
Marni is born. (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
The earliest year in the CCTV footage given to Alex Murphy. (Detroit, Michigan - RoboCop)
The Vice President of the US dies. CIA agent Evelyn Salt is named as a Russian spy in a plot to kill the current Soviet Premiere. (Salt)
Dan Sanders begins testing the I-13 compound on 30 apes at Genetic Primate Research Center. (Scary Movie 5)
Thor gets banished to New Mexico and fights The Destroyer Armour and then goes back to Asgard and fights Loki. (New Mexico - Thor)
A video titled: "Chinese Opera - 2011" is uploaded to Youtube (China - Unfriended)
To protest the billion dollar “mutant cure” arms race led by Trask industries, Yashida Corp and other multinational pharmaceutical companies, Occupy Wall Street marches from the X-Mansion to Zuccotti Park. Sentinels attack the peaceful mutant demonstration. In the ensuing chaos, Warren Worthington III, the mutant known as “Angel,” is killed. (New York City, New York - X-Men: Days of Future Past)
January: Nick Dunne begins having an affair with his student Andie Fitzgerald around this time. (Missouri - Gone Girl)
Saturday 1st January: Seth and Kim kiss at midnight. Later, Seth cannot find her but keeps a napkin with a note from her saying to meet on the next New Year's Eve. (New York City - New Year's Eve)
Saturday 1st January: UFC Revolution fight between Chris Leben and Brian Stann is broadcasted on pay-per-view. (New Year's Eve)
February: Alex and his friends leave Madagascar and land in continental Africa, where Alex is reunited with his family. (Africa - Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa)
February: Captain Colter Stevens reportedly dies in Afghanistan. The remaining top half of his body is to be taken to the Source Code facility. (Afghanistan - Source Code)
February: Dylan Mee is expelled from school. Benjamin Mee buys Rosemoor Wildlife Park. (Los Angeles, California - We Bought a Zoo)
Sunday 13th February: The Hotel for Dogs was open. (Central City - Hotel for Dogs)
Sunday 13th February: Julia Fitzpatrick spends the night with Dr. Harrison Copeland, and Liz Curran spends the night with Jason Morris. (Los Angeles, California - Valentine's Day)
Monday 14th February: Valentine's Day affects many people. (Los Angeles, California - Valentine's Day)
Tuesday 15th February: Valentine's Day is over. (Los Angeles, California - Valentine's Day)
March: Macgruber and Vicki get married, but not without being interrupted by Cunth, who is killed by Macgruber. (MacGruber)
March: A chimpanzee who will become known as Bright Eyes is captured. She is pregnant with her and her mate Alpha's baby. (Africa - Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
March: Penny does not see James Speck for the next twelve months. (New Jersey - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Thursday 10th March: Bright Eyes' treatment at Gen-Sys begins. (San Francisco, CA - Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
Saturday 19th March: UFC Revolution fight featuring Shogun vs Jones and Faber vs Wineland is broadcasted live on pay-per-view. (New Year's Eve)