The Movie Timeline - be obsessive, be very obsessive
Friday 12th January: Pamela Landy's phone is tapped, and her conversation with Jason Bourne is monitored. Bourne flees from the CIA by jumping off of a roof and into water. (New York City - The Bourne Ultimatum)
Saturday 13th January: Lt. Gen. Paulsen meets with Eric Byer. An unmanned drone is deployed to Alaska to kill Number Three and Aaron Cross. Cross gets away. (The Bourne Legacy)
Sunday 14th January: Aaron Cross meets Dr. Marta Shearing. (The Bourne Legacy)
Monday 15th January: Aaron Cross sees a news report about Jason Bourne. He and Marta leave for Manila in The Philippines. (The Bourne Legacy)
Monday 15th January: After a three-day search, Jason Bourne has still not been found. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Tuesday 16th January: The police lose Aaron Cross and Marta Shearing. (Manila, Philippines - The Bourne Legacy)
Saturday 20th January: The wedding of fireman Patrick Sullivan to Sofia does not take place, after Sofia decides to call it off thanks to advice from radio love doctor Emma Lloyd. (New York - The Accidental Husband)
February: Ben proposes to Alison but she decides that they're not ready for marriage. (California - Knocked Up)
Friday 2nd February: Arthur Edens strips unexpectedly at a court hearing. (Michael Clayton)
Saturday 3rd February: Debbie buys a crib for Alison and Ben. (California - Knocked Up)
Monday 12th February: Fai Li's passport is issued. (China - Contagion)
Wednesday 21st February: Annie-Claude Tremblay's driver's license is issued. (Friarstown, Illinois - Source Code)
Saturday 24th February: Nick Dunne and Amy Elliott get engaged. (Gone Girl)
March: Flesh of the Stars does or doesn't go online. (Knocked Up)
Thursday 8th March: Forbes 946 Richest Billionaires of 2007 is published. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
April: An earthquake happens after Ben and Alison double-date with Peter and Debbie. (Northridge, California - Knocked Up)
Friday 6th April: Tom Cutler of "Stericlean" goes to a house and cleans the remains of a very bloody homicide. (West Trenton, New Jersey - Cleaner)
Monday 16th April: A dirty bomb explodes in Los Angeles, contaminating the air, and forcing citizens such as Brad to seal their homes, even from their significant others, such as Lexi. (Los Angeles - Right at Your Door)
Tuesday 17th April: Samuel M. Barrat's ID expires. (Hatchet)
Monday 23rd April: Sidney Young accidentally lets a pig loose in a hotel. (London, England - How to Lose Friends & Alienate People)
Tuesday 24th April: The hotel incident is mentioned in newspapers. Sidney gets a phone call from Clayton Harding, who hires hime to work for Sharps magazine in New York. (London, England - How to Lose Friends & Alienate People)
Friday 27th April: While test piloting the ESD's first alien hybrid fighter, an unknown malfunction causes the untimely death of Colonel Hiller. (Independence Day: Resurgence)
May: Charlie doesn't have sex with Cam because Stu reminds him of the curse. Charlie pretends to be sick and puts the curse to the test. (Good Luck Chuck)
May: Debbie finds out that Peter has been hanging out with his friends and making a fantasy baseball draft. (California - Knocked Up)
May: Ben and Peter get high off of mushrooms and go to Cirque du Soleil. (Las Vegas, Nevada - Knocked Up)
Friday 4th May: Spider-Man 3 is released. (Knocked Up)
Wednesday 9th May: Peter tells Debbie that he's seeing a band but actually sees Spider-Man 3. (California - Knocked Up)
Friday 11th May: Day 488: Tom meets Summer on a bench overlooking downtown LA. (500 Days of Summer)
Wednesday 16th May: Detective Danny Fisher arrests Miles Jackson, whose girlfriend dies in the confrontation. (12 Rounds)
Wednesday 23rd May: Day 500: Tom is over Summer, and moves onto Autumn. (500 Days of Summer)
June: Charlie and Cam have sex. Charlie tries not to lose her. (Good Luck Chuck)
June: Bean Lamensoff is born. (Grown Ups)
June: E! does a maternity month. (Knocked Up)
Wednesday 6th June: Cam has an appointment with her hair stylist George. (Good Luck Chuck)
Thursday 7th June: Teacher Sue Hodge's baby is due. (Notes on a Scandal)
Saturday 9th June: Realtor and future murderer Mary Windsor is sexually assaulted by a potential homebuyer. (Bel Air, California - The Lincoln Lawyer)
Monday 11th June: Radio broadcaster Erica Bain is beaten up and her fiance David Kirmani is killed. (New York - The Brave One)
Wednesday 13th June: Shrek the Third is released in France. (France - Rush Hour 3)
July: Allison gives birth to a baby girl. (California - Knocked Up)
July: Dr. Howard attends a Bar Mitzvah. (San Francisco, California - Knocked Up)
July: Ben, Alison, and their daughter move into an apartment. (East Los Angeles, California - Knocked Up)
Tuesday 3rd July: Willie Bank's Bank Hotel has its 'soft' opening, and is ruined thanks to the antics of Danny Ocean and friends. (Las Vegas - Ocean's Thirteen)
Wednesday 4th July: Amber's car breaks down and she is attacked by The Fisherman. (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
Wednesday 4th July: Disgruntled former government employee Thomas Gabriel creates a "fire sale," taking out the country's transportational, financial & utility infrastructure to throw the U.S. into chaos. Looks like a job for John McClane... (Washington, D.C. - Live Free or Die Hard)
Wednesday 11th July: Lady Bird Johnson dies. (Austin, Texas - Path to War)
Friday 27th July: Someone gets a perfect 300 bowling game. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Saturday 28th July: A costume party where people dress as their favorite dead celebrities takes place. (New York City, New York - How to Lose Friends & Alienate People)
August: Julie Cartwright is independent and without assistance until this month. (Drag Me To Hell)
August: Peter Klaven and Zooey Rice start dating. (Los Angeles, CA - I Love You, Man)
August: Dustin starts dating Alexis. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
Saturday 4th August: On the day of her wedding to Henry Mills, Kate is crushed by an ice sculpture. (Over Her Dead Body)
Sunday 19th August: An article titled "Two Fischers at War" is published. (Inception)
Wednesday 22nd August: Martin John Harris' drivers license is issued. (Weare, New Hampshire - Unknown)
September: Dustin asks his best friend Sherman "Tank" Turner to help him get back his girlfriend Alexis. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
Wednesday 5th September: Clay Swartz gets a perfect 300 bowling game. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Saturday 15th September: The Case of the Silver Screen Sneak. The Mystery Team rat out Ricky Appleman, who sneaks into a movie. He is banned from the movie theater. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Monday 17th September: Melvin Downing's driver's license is issued. (Valleyfield, Illinois - Source Code)
Tuesday 18th September: A fiesta for Cinco de Mayo takes place. (America - The Simpsons Movie)
Saturday 22nd September: At twelve noon, God sends a great flood, though not as great as the last one. (Evan Almighty)
October: After being kicked out of the Playboy mansion, Shelley Darlington becomes a housemother at Zeta house and helps them gain enough new members to keep it from getting shut down. (The House Bunny)