The Movie Timeline - here's looking at movies, kid
July: Dr. Howard attends a Bar Mitzvah. (San Francisco, California - Knocked Up)
July: Ben, Alison, and their daughter move into an apartment. (East Los Angeles, California - Knocked Up)
Tuesday 3rd July: Willie Bank's Bank Hotel has its 'soft' opening, and is ruined thanks to the antics of Danny Ocean and friends. (Las Vegas - Ocean's Thirteen)
Wednesday 4th July: Amber's car breaks down and she is attacked by The Fisherman. (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
Wednesday 4th July: Disgruntled former government employee Thomas Gabriel creates a "fire sale," taking out the country's transportational, financial & utility infrastructure to throw the U.S. into chaos. Looks like a job for John McClane... (Washington, D.C. - Live Free or Die Hard)
Wednesday 11th July: Lady Bird Johnson dies. (Austin, Texas - Path to War)
Friday 27th July: Someone gets a perfect 300 bowling game. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Saturday 28th July: A costume party where people dress as their favorite dead celebrities takes place. (New York City, New York - How to Lose Friends & Alienate People)
August: Julie Cartwright is independent and without assistance until this month. (Drag Me To Hell)
August: Peter Klaven and Zooey Rice start dating. (Los Angeles, CA - I Love You, Man)
August: Dustin starts dating Alexis. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
Saturday 4th August: On the day of her wedding to Henry Mills, Kate is crushed by an ice sculpture. (Over Her Dead Body)
Sunday 19th August: An article titled "Two Fischers at War" is published. (Inception)
Wednesday 22nd August: Martin John Harris' drivers license is issued. (Weare, New Hampshire - Unknown)
September: Dustin asks his best friend Sherman "Tank" Turner to help him get back his girlfriend Alexis. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
Wednesday 5th September: Clay Swartz gets a perfect 300 bowling game. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Saturday 15th September: The Case of the Silver Screen Sneak. The Mystery Team rat out Ricky Appleman, who sneaks into a movie. He is banned from the movie theater. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Monday 17th September: Melvin Downing's driver's license is issued. (Valleyfield, Illinois - Source Code)
Tuesday 18th September: A fiesta for Cinco de Mayo takes place. (America - The Simpsons Movie)
Saturday 22nd September: At twelve noon, God sends a great flood, though not as great as the last one. (Evan Almighty)
October: After being kicked out of the Playboy mansion, Shelley Darlington becomes a housemother at Zeta house and helps them gain enough new members to keep it from getting shut down. (The House Bunny)
Thursday 11th October: Tank speaks to his father and spends the night with Alexis. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
Friday 12th October: Tank dances with Alexis. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
Sunday 14th October: Erik Stifler returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Thursday 25th October: Benjamin Mee departs. (Australia - We Bought a Zoo)
Saturday 27th October: SHIT's probationary period ends. (Harmon, Ohio - Accepted)
Tuesday 30th October: Michael Myers escapes. (Smith's Grove, Illinois - Halloween)
Wednesday 31st October: Michael Myers searches for his younger sister. (Haddonfield, Illinois - Halloween)
Wednesday 31st October: Laurie Strode is taken to the hospital. Michael Myers escapes from an ambulance. (Haddonfield, Illinois - Halloween 2)
November: The Playboy issue with Miss November is released. (The House Bunny)
Wednesday 7th November: Mike Coozeman returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Sunday 11th November: A man's passport expires. (The Bourne Identity)
Tuesday 13th November: Dre Parker's height is measured on the day his dad dies. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Friday 23rd November: Atlantic Armored is robbed. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Saturday 24th November: Autopsy on Jennifer Toland (I Know Who Killed Me)
Tuesday 27th November: Les Grossman is featured on the cover of Forbes. (Tropic Thunder)
Tuesday 27th November: A cat is born, which will later meet a sticky end on a webcam. (Untraceable)
Friday 30th November: Benjamin Mee arrives. (Australia - We Bought a Zoo)
December: Fred Claus works for his younger brother Santa Claus. (North Pole - Fred Claus)
December: Neil Patrick Harris' license plate expires. (Virginia - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay)
December: Amber's license plate expires. (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
December: Red's cat dies. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
December: Dale starts dating Angie. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Friday 14th December: Down With The Butterfly perform at The Rivoli and Rancho Relaxo. (Toronto - American Pie: Beta House)
Saturday 22nd December: Northcutt gives Santa Claus a notice of termination. (North Pole - Fred Claus)
Monday 24th December: Jack Starks meets a grown-up Jackie, who tells him he's meant to be dead. (The Jacket)
Monday 24th December: Jasper burns John's book and jokes about his mom being pregnant. (Nebraska - Mr. Woodcock)
Tuesday 25th December: Fred helps Santa by delivering presents around the world. (Worldwide - Fred Claus)
Monday 31st December: Kenny Bostick, Brad Harris, and Stu Preissler prepare for a big year. (The Big Year)
After high school, Ryan Grimm travels all over the world. (American Pie 5: The Naked Mile)
The board of trustees approves of Dwight's idea of co-ed bathrooms. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
Kate Holbrook goes to the Chaffee Bicknell agency to arrange for a surrogate mother; Angie Ostrowiski is chosen. (Philadelphia, PA - Baby Mama)
Amy Squirrel has a manic episode. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
Roger Lemke wins the "Two Diamonds" award for Brownstar Insurance. (Cedar Rapids)
Theo and Julian's baby dies in a global flu pandemic. (London - Children of Men)
Klaatu arrives on Earth with his robot Gort and meets Dr. Helen Benson and her stepson Jacob. He saves the world from Gort. (The Day the Earth Stood Still)
Christine Brown starts dating Professor Clayton "Clay" Dalton. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Whitney Miller and her friends are attacked by Jason Voorhees. Her brother Clay searches for her six weeks later. (Crystal Lake, New Jersey - Friday the 13th)
Roger Waters plays Dark Side of the Moon at a corporate gig for Myspace. (Beverly Hills, California - Funny People)
Sarah Silverman meets Kanye West during Barack Obama's presidential campaign. (Funny People)