The Movie Timeline - it's like a timeline, but of movies
Lenny Feder beats one of his sons at basketball. (Grown Ups)
Head of the Sandford Police Service Nicholas Angel leaves flowers on the grave of Irene Butterman. He and Sergeant Danny Butterman drive to a supermarket where hippie-like fellows are messing with recycling bins. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Aldrich Killian begins physical therapy. (Iron Man 3)
James Howard wins New York Supercomputing Challenge. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Ben Stone gets Allison Scott pregnant. (California - Knocked Up)
The beginning year on Andi Garcia's license plate. (Little Fockers)
Professor John Oldman reveals to his friends and colleagues that he was born about 14,000 years ago and that he was Jesus. (The Man from Earth)
Aliens come to earth in a spaceship that looks like a human body. (New York - Meet Dave)
Edward Magorium, avid shoe-wearer and proprietor of a magical toy store, dies, leaving his store to Molly Mahoney. (Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium)
Mr Edward Magorium, toy aficionado, avid shoe-wearer, dies. (Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium)
Freddy Krueger haunts dreams and kills teens who told on him years ago. (Springwood, Ohio - A Nightmare on Elm Street)
AVERAGE AMERICAN 401K ACCOUNT 2007 $69,200 (The Other Guys)
Bar Gento is awarded its first small business award and will keep receiving it over the next six five years. (Blithe Hollows - ParaNorman)
Ann Dover is born. (Conyer, Pennsylvania - Prisoners)
Cheyenne's cousin's son is born. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Dennis participates in the Nike River Run to gain Libby's approval. (London, England - Run, Fat Boy, Run)
Homer Simpson dumps a silo of pig manure into Lake Springfield, the ecological disaster prompts the government to seal the town in a dome. (Springfield - The Simpsons Movie)
FBI Deputy Director Stanley Locke renegues on a deal made with mafia snitch Buddy "Aces" Israel to get their hands on Primo Sparazza, aka: Freeman Heller. (Lake Tahoe, Nv - Smokin' Aces)
Sonia Baker begins working for Rep. Stephen Collins. The professional mercenary group Pointcorp put her there. (Washington, D.C. - State of Play)
Dewey Cox thinks about his entire life, performs onstage for the first time in 25 years, receives the Lifetime Achievement Award, and dies three minutes after his performance. (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story)
40% of all American corporate profit comes from financial services. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
William becomes the 2007 Charades Champion. (The Wedding Date)
Gerry Lane is in Sri Lanka. (Sri Lanka - World War Z)
January: Danny Ocean confronts Willie Bank about his bad treatment of Reuben Tishkoff. Willie spurns Danny. (Las Vegas - Ocean's Thirteen)
Saturday 6th January: Dante Hicks does not marry Emma Bunting at the Lady of Perpetual Help Church at 2pm. (Clermont, Fl - Clerks 2)
Monday 8th January: Jason Bourne is in Turin. (Italy - The Bourne Ultimatum)
Tuesday 9th January: Eric Byer watches news coverage of the Waterloo assassination. Aaron Cross travels through Alaskan mountains. (The Bourne Legacy)
Tuesday 9th January: Journalist Simon Ross is murdered at Waterloo station, despite efforts by Jason Bourne to prevent it. (London - The Bourne Ultimatum)
Wednesday 10th January: Jason Bourne meets Nikki in Madrid. (Spain - The Bourne Ultimatum)
Thursday 11th January: Neil Daniels is killed by a hitman; the hitman is killed by Jason Bourne. (Tangier - The Bourne Ultimatum)
Friday 12th January: Eric Byer is informed that Jason Bourne is in Manhattan. Aaron Cross gets rest after finishing a training mission. (The Bourne Legacy)
Friday 12th January: CIA Deputy Director Pamela Landy receives a phone call from Jason Bourne. She tells him his birthdate and that he is David Webb. (The Bourne Supremacy)
Friday 12th January: Pamela Landy's phone is tapped, and her conversation with Jason Bourne is monitored. Bourne flees from the CIA by jumping off of a roof and into water. (New York City - The Bourne Ultimatum)
Saturday 13th January: Lt. Gen. Paulsen meets with Eric Byer. An unmanned drone is deployed to Alaska to kill Number Three and Aaron Cross. Cross gets away. (The Bourne Legacy)
Sunday 14th January: Aaron Cross meets Dr. Marta Shearing. (The Bourne Legacy)
Monday 15th January: Aaron Cross sees a news report about Jason Bourne. He and Marta leave for Manila in The Philippines. (The Bourne Legacy)
Monday 15th January: After a three-day search, Jason Bourne has still not been found. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Tuesday 16th January: The police lose Aaron Cross and Marta Shearing. (Manila, Philippines - The Bourne Legacy)
Saturday 20th January: The wedding of fireman Patrick Sullivan to Sofia does not take place, after Sofia decides to call it off thanks to advice from radio love doctor Emma Lloyd. (New York - The Accidental Husband)
February: Ben proposes to Alison but she decides that they're not ready for marriage. (California - Knocked Up)
Friday 2nd February: Arthur Edens strips unexpectedly at a court hearing. (Michael Clayton)
Saturday 3rd February: Debbie buys a crib for Alison and Ben. (California - Knocked Up)
Monday 12th February: Fai Li's passport is issued. (China - Contagion)
Wednesday 21st February: Annie-Claude Tremblay's driver's license is issued. (Friarstown, Illinois - Source Code)
Saturday 24th February: Nick Dunne and Amy Elliott get engaged. (Gone Girl)
March: Flesh of the Stars does or doesn't go online. (Knocked Up)
Thursday 8th March: Forbes 946 Richest Billionaires of 2007 is published. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
April: An earthquake happens after Ben and Alison double-date with Peter and Debbie. (Northridge, California - Knocked Up)
Friday 6th April: Tom Cutler of "Stericlean" goes to a house and cleans the remains of a very bloody homicide. (West Trenton, New Jersey - Cleaner)
Monday 16th April: A dirty bomb explodes in Los Angeles, contaminating the air, and forcing citizens such as Brad to seal their homes, even from their significant others, such as Lexi. (Los Angeles - Right at Your Door)
Tuesday 17th April: Samuel M. Barrat's ID expires. (Hatchet)
Monday 23rd April: Sidney Young accidentally lets a pig loose in a hotel. (London, England - How to Lose Friends & Alienate People)
Tuesday 24th April: The hotel incident is mentioned in newspapers. Sidney gets a phone call from Clayton Harding, who hires hime to work for Sharps magazine in New York. (London, England - How to Lose Friends & Alienate People)
Friday 27th April: While test piloting the ESD's first alien hybrid fighter, an unknown malfunction causes the untimely death of Colonel Hiller. (Independence Day: Resurgence)
May: Charlie doesn't have sex with Cam because Stu reminds him of the curse. Charlie pretends to be sick and puts the curse to the test. (Good Luck Chuck)
May: Debbie finds out that Peter has been hanging out with his friends and making a fantasy baseball draft. (California - Knocked Up)
May: Ben and Peter get high off of mushrooms and go to Cirque du Soleil. (Las Vegas, Nevada - Knocked Up)
Friday 4th May: Spider-Man 3 is released. (Knocked Up)
Wednesday 9th May: Peter tells Debbie that he's seeing a band but actually sees Spider-Man 3. (California - Knocked Up)
Friday 11th May: Day 488: Tom meets Summer on a bench overlooking downtown LA. (500 Days of Summer)