The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Sunday 5th March: Richard Kuklinski dies of natural causes in prison. (Trenton, NJ - The Iceman)
Monday 13th March: Andi starts working for Miranda Priestly (Manhattan, New York - The Devil Wears Prada)
Monday 27th March: US engaged in covert war to push Russia out of Georgia. Japanese Court orders shutdown of nuclear reactors due to safety concerns over its ability to withstand powerful (Red Dawn)
April: Daniel Matthews survives the Nerve Gas House with the help of Amanda Young. His father, Detective Eric Matthews, investigates and ends up being locked up in the bathroom from Saw, not knowing that Daniel is safe. (Saw II)
April: A snitch named Michael is killed by the Death Mask. (Saw II)
April: Obi kidnaps criminals and puts them in an abandoned house for Jigsaw. He ends up becoming part of the game. (Saw II)
April: Scott Tibbs films a documentary about Jigsaw. He hears the police announce that Eric Matthews has aided Jigsaw in escaping from the police and tries to see Daniel Matthewsin the hospital. Later he makes a trap and gets stuck in it. (Saw II)
April: Eric Matthews bashes his ankle and escapes the bathroom. He fights Jigsaw's apprentice, Amanda Young, who leaves him to die. (Saw III)
April: Hoffman finds Eric Matthews and keeps him alive in a room for six months. (Saw IV)
April: Jigsaw and Hoffman set up the nerve gas house. (Saw V)
Sunday 2nd April: Nina von Stauffenberg, wife of the would-be Hitler assassin Claus von Stauffenberg, dies. (Valkyrie)
Sunday 23rd April: Sergeant Nicholas Angel moves to Sandford from London, and instantly arrests most of the village's youths for underage drinking, as well as PC Danny Butterman for driving drunk and disorderly. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Thursday 27th April: Sergeant Nicholas Angel chases and arrests Pete, but no charges are pressed. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Friday 28th April: Eve and her am-dram solicitor boyfriend are murdered after an appalling version of Romeo & Juliet. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Saturday 29th April: An explosion destroys the home (and body) of a local landowner. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
May: Seth finds out that Evan and Fogell are moving in together when he sees the housing forms. (Superbad)
Monday 1st May: Local journalist Tim Messinger is killed by a fallen church spire. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Friday 5th May: Michael Moore writes an anonymous 12,000 USD check for Jim and Donna Kenefick to help the couple pay for Donna's medical bills. Jim Kenefick is an avid attacker of Moore. (Sicko)
Wednesday 10th May: Bartleby is rejected by Ohio State College. (Ohio - Accepted)
Thursday 11th May: Sergeant Nicholas Angel arrests the members of the local Neighbourhood Watch Association (NWA). (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Monday 15th May: At 10 A.M., Ruth Chapman reports her son Douglas missing. (Rockland, Maine - Offspring)
Tuesday 16th May: Ed Solomon, son of John and Dean Solomon through surrogate mother Janine, is born. (The Brothers Solomon)
Tuesday 16th May: A newspaper article titled "Rockland Police Comb Beach for Missing Quebec Boy" is published. (Rockland, Maine - Offspring)
Wednesday 17th May: Bartleby is rejected by Harmon College. (Ohio - Accepted)
Friday 19th May: Bartleby is rejected by Northern Ohio State College. (Ohio - Accepted)
Sunday 21st May: Bartleby is rejected by Eastern Ohio State University. (Ohio - Accepted)
Tuesday 23rd May: Bartleby is accepted by South Harmon Institute of Technology. (Ohio - Accepted)
Wednesday 24th May: Cade is taken away from Hank and Barbara because they are considered unfit to take care of the baby. (Dudley, Ohio - Rise of the Dead)
Saturday 27th May: Evan, Seth, and Fogell watch internet porn, drink, go to a party thrown by Seth's parents, and go to a night club. (Superbad)
Saturday 27th May: Becca goes to Dimitri's party. (Superbad)
June: Fed up with her bad behavior, Lilly takes her daughter Rachel to live with her Grandmother Georgia for the summer. (Idaho - Georgia Rule)
June: Seth, Evan, and Fogell try to get booze so they can have a party, hopefully get girls drunk, and lose their virginities. (Superbad)
Friday 2nd June: Seth and Evan go to a party to try to get alcohol for Jules' party. Fogell hangs out with Officer Slater and Officer Michaels under the fake name McLovin. (Superbad)
Saturday 3rd June: Seth and Evan meet up with Jules and Becca at the mall. (Superbad)
Tuesday 6th June: The Anti-Christ is born. (The Omen)
Saturday 10th June: Seth and Evan can't go to Jesse's graduation party. (Superbad)
Friday 16th June: Ethan's ID that has his stage name "Ethan Chase" expires. (Due Date)
Wednesday 28th June: Jack Gaines writes a check for his son Bartleby to pay for tuition. (Wickliffe, Ohio - Accepted)
July: Number 6 gets a checkup. (The Bourne Legacy)
July: Elizabeth and Martin Harris marry each other. (Unknown)
Saturday 1st July: Day 154: Tom knows he's in love with Summer. (500 Days of Summer)
Saturday 1st July: Amber Williams leaves flowers on PJ's grave. At night, she receives 50 text messages saying "I know what you did last summer." (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
Sunday 2nd July: Amber tells her friends what happened. That night, Roger contemplates committing suicide and is killed by the Fisherman. (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
Tuesday 4th July: The Fisherman kills Zoe, Sheriff Davis, and Deputy Haffner. The Fisherman, who is revealed to be a decomposed Ben Willis, is seemingly killed by Amber and Lance. (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
Thursday 6th July: Alex Dimitrios leaves his Aston Martin and sends a text message to a bomb-maker with the code 'Ellipsis'. (Ocean Club, The Bahamas - Casino Royale)
Friday 7th July: James Bond wins a 1964 Aston Martin from Alexis Dimitrios in a game of poker at the Ocean Club. (Nassau, Bahamas - Casino Royale)
Saturday 8th July: Skyfleet prototype aircraft takes it's maiden flight after a terrorist bombing attempt is foiled at Miami Int'l Airport. (Miami, Fl - Casino Royale)
Saturday 8th July: Dre Parker's height is measured on his 9th Birthday. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Monday 10th July: 9:05pm - Kate Forster wants Alex Wyler, a pen-pal from the past that she's never met, to phone, but instead her ex, Morgan, does so. (Chicago - The Lake House)
Tuesday 18th July: Dr. Martin Harris takes a photograph with his wife on their honeymoon. (Paris, France - Unknown)
Monday 24th July: Trudy is kidnapped by a gang of white supremacist to force Ricco and Sonny to change where they drop off a shipment of cocaine. (Miami, Florida - Miami Vice)
Friday 4th August: James Bond tries to retrieve $150 million, and Vesper Lynd, from a collapsing house in Venice. (Venice - Casino Royale)
Friday 11th August: May McGorvey dies in hospital; Brad Adamson and Sarah Pierce nearly elope. (Little Children)
Wednesday 23rd August: Secret Service Agent Thomas Barnes takes a bullet for his boss, US President Ashton. (Vantage Point)
September: Schrader starts attending Harmon College. Rejected students attend South Harmon Institute of Technology. (Ohio - Accepted)
September: CIA desk-bound boss Ed Hoffman travels from Langley to the Middle East to assist covert CIA operative Roger Ferris in infiltrating terrorist group Al-Saleem. (Iraq/Jordan - Body of Lies)
September: Teacher Sue Hodge becomes pregnant. (Notes on a Scandal)
September: Reuben Tishkoff is financially bullied out of his hotel ownership by Willie Bank. (Ocean's Thirteen)
September: Superman returns from his journey to the ruins of the planet Krypton. (Smallville, Ks. - Superman Returns)
Thursday 14th September: Brian Jonathan Greene's passport issued. (Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale)