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April: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Jerry DeTitta (New York City - The Other Guys)
Wednesday 1st April: A date in Richard Phillips' email inbox. (Captain Phillips)
Thursday 2nd April: A date in Richard Phillips' email inbox. (Captain Phillips)
Tuesday 7th April: A piracy warning is issued. (Captain Phillips)
Wednesday 8th April: The destroyer USS Bainbridge and the frigate USS Halyburton are dispatched to in response to the hostage situation (Gulf of Aden - Captain Phillips)
Thursday 9th April: A standoff begins between the Bainbridge and the pirates in the Maersk Alabama's lifeboat (Gulf of Aden - Captain Phillips)
Friday 10th April: Hostage crisis continues. (Gulf of Aden - Captain Phillips)
Saturday 11th April: Maersk Alabama arrives. (Mombasa, Kenya - Captain Phillips)
Sunday 12th April: Navy marksmen from DEVGRU open fire and kill the three pirates on the lifeboat, and Phillips is rescued in good condition.[ (Mombasa, Kenya - Captain Phillips)
Sunday 12th April: People reflect on the events that took place in Washington D.C. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Monday 13th April: Rachael Anne Carmichael's passport is issued. (Ottawa, Canada - Unknown)
Friday 17th April: Richard Phillips reunites with his family. (Underhill, Vermont - Captain Phillips)
Friday 17th April: Corry Tibbits' driver's license is issued. (Palmersfield, Illinois - Source Code)
Tuesday 21st April: Maximilien Dion's driver's license is issued. (Dilwood Galesboro, Iowa - Source Code)
Saturday 25th April: Baltimore Ravens pick Michael Oher in the 2009 NFL Draft. (New York City - The Blind Side)
Monday 27th April: Rob and Beth go to Coney Island, as the satellite "Chimpanz III" crashes into the Atlantic Ocean. (New York - Manhattan - Cloverfield)
May: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Leo Holder (New York City - The Other Guys)
Tuesday 12th May: Derek Frost driver's license is issued. (Northfield, Illinois - Source Code)
Friday 15th May: Ofc. Eddie Dugan marks off this day on his calender to signify that he has 7 days left of a 22 year career as a police officer. (Brooklyn, New York - Brooklyn's Finest)
Friday 22nd May: All hell breaks loose in the city of Brooklyn. Ofc. Eddie Dugan retires then decides to give a damn by coming to the rescue of three kidnapped girls. Undercover officer Clarence "Tango" Butler decides to get revenge on the shooting death of his friend "Caz", and ofc. Sal Procida decides to go on a shooting rampage of a drug stash house to rob money to pay for a new house for his family. (Brooklyn, New York - Brooklyn's Finest)
Friday 22nd May: On the day of Rob's party, a beast attacks New York. (New York - Manhattan - Cloverfield)
Thursday 28th May: Michael Oher's driver's license is expires. (The Blind Side)
Friday 29th May: Regional Bureau Report says, "Euclid Street Probe Yields Major Drug Bust". (Super)
Saturday 30th May: Leticia Ortiz is believed to have died in an explosion. (Fast & Furious)
June: Gloria and Jerry Farlander move to Antwerp. (Antwerp, Belgium - Away We Go)
June: Elizabeth Halsey leaves John Adams Middle School at the end of the school year. Her fiance' breaks up with her because she was only gonna marry him for his money. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
June: Sooty Shearwater migrates north to Hawaii. (The Big Year)
June: Record company intern Aaron Green suggests to record company executive Sergio Roma that they bring Aldous Snow to the Greek Theatre for a 10th anniversary concert next month. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
June: Melissa hooks up with a bartender on a cruise. (The Hangover)
June: Law Enforcer of the Month: Jim Gloster (New York City - The Other Guys)
June: Brennan and Dale sing and drum at the Catalina Wine Mixer. (Catalina Island, CA - Step Brothers)
June: Will Colson begins working as a train conductor. (Unstoppable)
June: The son of Winnie Gecko and Jacob Moore is born. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Sunday 21st June: Birth of "Baby" Diego, the last youngest person on Earth. (Argentina - Children of Men)
Thursday 25th June: Michael Jackson has rehearsal footage of his last concert tour made into a documentary and dies before he is to perform his first show. (Los Angeles, California - This Is It)
Monday 29th June: A Wilco concert takes place at the Greek Theatre. (Berkeley, California - Funny People)
Monday 29th June: Project Extremis experiment is filmed. (Iron Man 3)
Tuesday 30th June: Sartana Rivera starts surveillance of Operation: Network. (Mexico - Machete)
July: Burt and Verona's baby daughter is born. (Away We Go)
July: George Simmons' doctor tells him that he has leukemia and that he might have only six months left to live. (Funny People)
July: The film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is released. (UK & USA - Funny People)
July: George asks Ira to write jokes for him after he sees his act. (Funny People)
July: James Taylor plays at a corporate gig for Myspace. Ira and George do stand-up comedy following his performance. (Funny People)
July: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Richard Connors (New York City - The Other Guys)
Thursday 2nd July: Kenton beats Tandy in a boxing match. (Phoenix, Arizona - Real Steel)
Friday 3rd July: The Arizona Today Sports headline: "Kenton Makes Tandy Sweat." (Arizona - Real Steel)
Saturday 4th July: Zirkonians try to invade Earth but are stopped by the Pearson family at a vacation house. (Michigan - Aliens in the Attic)
Sunday 5th July: Amy writes about her and Nick having sex in the library. (Gone Girl)
Tuesday 7th July: Padre records Michael Booth's confession at 8:23 A.M. (Mexico - Machete)
Sunday 12th July: Pierre Perrault's driver's license is issued. (Beechum, Illinois - Source Code)
Wednesday 15th July: Leo Koenig posts his Cute Cuddly Kittens video on YouTube under his username, MrLeoKoenig. (Funny People)
Wednesday 15th July: Aaron picks up Aldous Snow. (London, England - Get Him to the Greek)
Thursday 16th July: The date on a document of prints. (Cult of Chucky)
Thursday 16th July: Aldous Snow appears on The Today Show and performs "The Clap" instead of "African Child". (New York City, NY - Get Him to the Greek)
Friday 17th July: Aaron and Aldous visit Aldous' father. (Las Vegas, NV - Get Him to the Greek)
Saturday 18th July: Aaron Green brings Aldous Snow to the Greek Theatre and reconciles with his girlfriend. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
Sunday 19th July: Aaron and his girlfriend Daphne burn their bedsheets. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
Wednesday 22nd July: Senator McLaughlin murders an illegal immigrant from Mexico and it is videotaped. (Somewhere Along the Texas and Mexico Border - Machete)
Thursday 23rd July: Michael Booth offers machete $150,000 to kill Senator McLaughlin. (Mexico - Machete)
Friday 24th July: Machete is double-crossed by one of Booth's henchmen when he tries to kill McLaughlin. Machete is taken to a hospital. He is picked up by Luz and meets Sartana Rivera. He also speaks to his brother, a priest known as Padre. (Mexico - Machete)