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Thursday 26th May: Jenna Rink turns 9. (13 Going On 30)
June: The Revolting Blob sits on someone's head and kills him. (United States - Billy Madison)
June: The Reno Gazette reports that scuba diver Delmer Darion died when scooped up from a lake by a fire-fighting plane to extinguish a house-fire. (Magnolia)
July: The beginning date on a bus service bulletin. (St. Jovite, Canada - Taking Lives)
August: An issue of Wrestling World features the Revolting Blob. (United States - Billy Madison)
Thursday 4th August: Martin Asher meets Matt and plans to kill him later on by pushing him in front of a moving car so that he can take his identity. (St. Jovite, Canada - Taking Lives)
Friday 5th August: Risky Business is released. (United States - I Love You, Beth Cooper)
Saturday 6th August: A military drop out is killed in a tragic car accident. (Montreal, Canada - Taking Lives)
Saturday 6th August: The Montreal Chronicle contains an article detailing the car accident that resulted in deaths the previous day. (Montreal, Canada - Taking Lives)
Monday 29th August: Will is born. (Disaster Movie)
September: Agnes Lenz is born. (Black Christmas)
September: Maggie, better known as porn star Amber Waves, has a custody meeting with her ex-husband. (California - Boogie Nights)
September: The end date on a bus service bulletin. (St. Jovite, Canada - Taking Lives)
Wednesday 7th September: Leticia Ortiz is born. (Furious 7)
Monday 24th October: An alien was accidently left behind, and later befriended by a 10 year old human boy . (Los Angles - E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial)
Tuesday 25th October: President Ronald Reagan, citing the threat posed to American nationals on the Caribbean nation of Grenada by that nation's Marxist regime, orders the Marines to invade and secure their safety. (Heartbreak Ridge)
Saturday 26th November: Chris Hughes is born. (The Social Network)
Tuesday 29th November: H.I. McDonough meets future wife Edwina as she takes his mugshot in the Maracopa County Jail. (Tempe, Arizona - Raising Arizona)
Tuesday 29th November: H.I. McDunnough is booked into the county lock-up and meets his future bride Edwina. (Tempe, Arizona - Raising Arizona)
December: The Talking Heads perform three concerts to promote their latest album "Speaking In Tongues.". (Stop Making Sense)
Friday 2nd December: Billy Elliot's mum dies. (Billy Elliot)
Friday 9th December: Scarface is released. (United States - I Love You, Beth Cooper)
Sunday 11th December: Jack Horner and Rollergirl shoot an "experiment" called "On the Lookout" where they pick up a stranger to have sex with Rollergirl. The man they pick up insults Horner and disrespects Rollergirl, resulting in the two beating him up. Meanwhile, Dirk Diggler is picked up by a stranger and tries to masturbate for money. The stranger and his friends beat up Diggler. Buck Swope is caught in the middle of a robbery. (California - Boogie Nights)
Saturday 31st December: Louis Winthorpe and Billy Ray Valentine manage to deceive the Duke Brothers on the stock market, making them broke and becoming rich themselves. (Philadelphia, PA - Trading Places)
Trish's son is born. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Ray Finkle added to Miami Dolphins roster mid-season; fired after shooting the kick that makes the Dolphins lose the Superbowl. (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
David Norris' mother and brother die. (Brooklyn, New York - The Adjustment Bureau)
Buckaroo Banzai successfully travels through the eighth dimension. (Texas - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension)
Student Todd Bowden recognises Kurt Dussander, an old man living in his home town, as being a hunted Nazi. (Apt Pupil)
Hotshot young detective, Axel Foley, leaves Detroit to follow the trail of his friend's murderer & busts a major cocaine ring. (Beverly Hills, Ca. - Beverly Hills Cop)
Billy Elliot skips his boxing lessons for dance class. (England - Billy Elliot)
Police Office Frank Murphy is chosen to test fly Blue Thunder over the skies of Los Angeles. (Los Angles - Blue Thunder)
A rash of bizarre murders in New York City seems to point to a group of grotesquely deformed vagrants living in the sewers - the Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers. (New York - C.H.U.D.)
Natasha Romanov is born (Captain America: The Winter Soldier)
Emily gives birth to her and Cal's daughter Hannah. (Crazy, Stupid, Love)
Charles Lee Ray's earliest known murder takes place. (Curse of Chucky)
Linus plans a trip to Skywalker Ranch and draws the route on a map. (Marin County, California - Fanboys)
Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler and Peter Venkman form the Ghostbusters. (Ghostbusters)
Godzilla returns more powerful after 30 years. (japan - Gojira)
2nd Annual Rally takes place. (Astoria, Oregon - The Goonies)
Gremlins on the loose. (Gremlins)
Lenny Feder throws one last party during senior year. (New England - Grown Ups 2)
Barney Matthews starts working as an orderly at Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. (Baltimore, Maryland - Hannibal)
A picture is taken of Shelley Darlington by herself on a see-saw. (The House Bunny)
Someone is born. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Benjamin Mills is born. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Victoria Lynn Riggs dies in a car accident, forced off the road by Pieter Vorstedt, who thought her husband Sgt Martin Riggs was in the car. (Los Angeles, Ca - Lethal Weapon 2)
Molly gets her job. (New York, New York - Look Who's Talking Now)
Molly gets her job. (New York, New York - Look Who's Talking Now)
Andy Kaufman dies. (Man on the Moon)
Staff Sergeant Ben Echmeyer shows soldiers the knife attack method. (Fort Bragg, North Carolina - The Men Who Stare at Goats)
'Pop' have their first number one hit. (Music and Lyrics)
The name 'Brandon' is popular. (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian)
Freddy Krueger commits his first murder from the dream realm. (Springwood - A Nightmare on Elm Street)
Jenson vs Eveleth Mines lawsuit is fought, the first major successful sexual harassment case. (North Country)
A wormhole time opens from 1942. (The Philadelphia Experiment)
Frank Moses lives in his first safehouse and has an issue of Penthouse. (Moscow, Russia - Red 2)
Russians invade the US. (Red Dawn)
A year on a stamp on an FBI report studied by Will Graham. (Red Dragon)
Penelope "Penny" Lockhart is born. (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)