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April: Jerry Barnes tells Becky Fuller that Daybreak may get canceled unless she boosts ratings. (New York City - Morning Glory)
April: Someone at Five Points Trinity Church reports an IED set up on church property. No injuries are sustained and minimal damage is done to a tree. In an interview with the local media, Pastor Cooper claims that if the bomb had gone off in a synagogue, black church or homo-friendly Unitarian coven, there would have been an uproar. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Thursday 1st April: TRADING NEWS headline: WILLIAM WOOGARD ASSASSINATED IN HIS CARIBBEAN VILLA. Special Agent James Ross calls Steve Richard and asks for information concerning the Tag Killer. (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Friday 2nd April: Catelaya's boyfriend Danny Delanay takes a picture of her while she is asleep before she leaves to meet with her uncle, who tells her that his friend was murdered in Miami. (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Friday 9th April: Cindy's driver's license expires. (Ohio - Extract)
Tuesday 13th April: The Smurfs arrive and meet Grace and Pat Winslow. (New York City, New York - The Smurfs)
Wednesday 14th April: Clumsy accidentally attaches a blue-moon related project to Pat's email. (New York City, New York - The Smurfs)
Thursday 15th April: The Smurfs return to their world. (New York City, New York - The Smurfs)
Tuesday 20th April: Rory Hamill enters an outfield holding a shotgun and is shot by Sheriff David Dutton. (Ogden Marsh, Iowa - The Crazies)
Wednesday 21st April: A farmer burns his house down with his wife and son trapped inside, killing them. A cargo plane is found in a swamp. (Ogden Marsh, Iowa - The Crazies)
Thursday 22nd April: David Dutton and his pregnant wife Judy try to survive with Deputy Russell Clank and Becca Darling after containment protocol has been initiated. (Ogden Marsh, Iowa - The Crazies)
Friday 23rd April: Containment protocol is initiated. (Cedar Rapids, Iowa - The Crazies)
Tuesday 27th April: The date on Kyle Kingson's phone on the day that Kendra Hilferty transforms him into an unattractive looking person. (Beastly)
Friday 30th April: Ronny, Beth, Nick, and Geneva have a night out. Ronny tells Nick that they have a meeting with Dodge. (Chicago, Illinois - The Dilemma)
May: Daybreak is not canceled since ratings are higher. (New York City - Morning Glory)
May: A license plate expires. (Red Dawn)
Saturday 1st May: Ronny and Nick have a meeting with Dodge in Detroit and plan to present their car. In Chicago, Ronny sees Geneva kissing Zip. (The Dilemma)
Sunday 2nd May: Ronny, Beth, Nick, and Geneva go to a hockey game. (Chicago, Illinois - The Dilemma)
Sunday 2nd May: Sean O'Connell photographs Eyjafjallajokull erupting. (Iceland - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)
Monday 3rd May: Ronny tells Geneva that if she does not tell Nick about her affair then he will. (Chicago, Illinois - The Dilemma)
Tuesday 4th May: Ronny buys equipment to spy on Geneva and Zip. Susan Warner informs him that the Chevrolet meeting is in three days. (Chicago, Illinois - The Dilemma)
Wednesday 5th May: Zip uses Ronny's camera to take a photo of his middle finger and the fish tank that Ronny broke. (Chicago, Illinois - The Dilemma)
Thursday 6th May: During an intervention, Ronny tells Nick that Geneva had an affair and that he slept with her in college. Ronny later proposes to Beth. (Chicago, Illinois - The Dilemma)
Friday 7th May: Nick punches Ronny twice and they succeed in the Chevrolet meeting. (Detroit, Michigan - The Dilemma)
Saturday 15th May: The release date for a film featuring Batman and Superman. (I Am Legend)
Monday 17th May: The date on Rob Kingson's cell phone on the day that his son Kyle is campaigning to become Green Committee president. (Beastly)
Friday 28th May: A group of college students go camping in the woods. They mistake hillbillies Tucker and Dale for kidnappers when they save one of their own, Allison, from drowning while she was unconscious. (Appalachian Mountains, West Virginia - Tucker & Dale Vs Evil)
Saturday 29th May: Allison's friends accidentally kill themselves while trying to kill Tucker and Dale, whom they believe are murderers, at their vacation home. Chad reveals that his mother survived the Memorial Day Massacre, which explains why he hates hillbillies. (Appalachian Mountains, West Virginia - Tucker & Dale Vs Evil)
Sunday 30th May: Dale saves Allison from Chad. They find the West Virginia Journal article that makes them realize that the Memorial Day Murderer was Chad's father, making him a hillbilly. (Appalachian Mountains, West Virginia - Tucker & Dale Vs Evil)
Monday 31st May: A news reporter and her camera operator investigate the building where Chad was last seen and are attacked and killed by him. (Appalachian Mountains, West Virginia - Tucker & Dale Vs Evil)
June: After getting Amy Squirrel in trouble by framing her for possession of marijuana, Elizabeth finishes teaching the school year and starts a relationship with gym teacher Russel Gettis. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
June: Megan White and Thomas Uncles go to the prom together. (Dance Flick)
June: Dre Parker wins in the kung fu tournament. (Beijing, China - The Karate Kid)
June: Becky Fuller, having turned down a job as a producer on The Today Show, continues working as a producer on Daybreak. (New York City - Morning Glory)
June: Gordon Gecko attends his grandson's birthday party. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
June: Gordon Gecko attends his grandson's birthday party. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Thursday 3rd June: The date on Andrew Davies' permanent resident card. (Beastly)
Sunday 6th June: Rachel White's 30th birthday party. Darcy plays a slideshow that has pictures of the two of them and gets drunk. Rachel has sex with Dex, Darcy's fiance'. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Monday 7th June: Rachel lies to Darcy by telling her that Dex was watching a game of cricket on TV with Marcus. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Tuesday 8th June: Dre attends Mei Ying's audition and sees Mr. Han break the car that his wife and son died in. (Beijing, China - The Karate Kid)
Tuesday 8th June: Darcy tries on her wedding dress. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Wednesday 9th June: The audition isn't on this day. (Beijing, China - The Karate Kid)
Friday 11th June: Darcy, Rachel, Dex, Marcus, Ethan, and Claire spend the night at a beach house. (Southampton, New York - Something Borrowed)
Saturday 12th June: Darcy asks Rachel if she and Dex ever had sex. (Southampton, New York - Something Borrowed)
Sunday 13th June: Sarah Fredrick dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Sunday 13th June: Rachel and Dex see a '90s cover band and kiss. (Southampton, New York - Something Borrowed)
Wednesday 16th June: Arthur Bach and his chauffeur Bitterman dress up as Batman and Robin and Arthur drives a Batmobile drunk. (New York City - Arthur)
Wednesday 16th June: Three men wearing skellator masks rob a bank and take a teller hostage. (Charlestown, Massachusetts - The Town)
Thursday 17th June: Arthur Bach agrees to marry Susan Johnson so that his mother does not cut him off from $950,000,000. (New York City - Arthur)
Sunday 20th June: Guys Choice premieres on Spike TV. (The Smurfs)
Saturday 26th June: While dancing, Rachel pulls a part of her body near her vagina. (Southampton, New York - Something Borrowed)
Monday 28th June: Dex tells Rachel that he wants to be alone with her on the 4th of July. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Wednesday 30th June: Emily Weaver tells Cal that she is working late when she is actually seeing The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. It is bad. (Crazy, Stupid, Love)
July: Graeme Willy and Clive Gollings meet an alien named Paul and try to help him get off of Earth. (Paul)
Sunday 4th July: Rachel and Dex spend time alone and have sex. Darcy has sex with Marcus. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Monday 5th July: Rachel and Dex meet up with Dex's parents. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Tuesday 6th July: Rachel tells Ethan about what she did with Dex and his parents. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Wednesday 7th July: Rachel talks to Marcus on a bench. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Thursday 8th July: Rachel refuses to answer Dex's calls. Darcy ends up thinking Rachel had sex with Ethan and spends the night at her house. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Friday 9th July: Darcy tells Rachel that she cheated on Dex. (New York City - Something Borrowed)