The Movie Timeline - it's like a timeline, but of movies
September: While he's drunk, Wesley adopts a boy named Sung Lee. Harry Stifler drives Erik and Mike Coozeman to the University of Michigan. Bobby has sex with Margie on his first day. Erik, Bobby, Cooze, and Nick Anderson start doing the tasks listed on the pledge board. Rodney Dean decides not to leave a strip club called The Silver Dollar Room. (American Pie: Beta House)
September: Elizabeth Halsey works as a teacher at John Adams Middle School. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
September: Stu's wife Edith gives him a pep talk. (The Big Year)
September: After none of his kids come home for the holidays, Frank Goode decides to go on a road trip to see them. (Everybody's Fine)
September: Zeta House's "Back To School" calendar. (The House Bunny)
September: Dave Lizewski becomes a superhero named Kick-Ass. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
September: Charlie and Duncan go to college. (Mystery Team)
September: Fish rejoins A.D.D. in time for a free arena show where they open for Vesuvius. (Cleveland, Ohio - The Rocker)
Monday 1st September: A date on U.S. Market Averages graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Monday 8th September: A date on U.S. Market Averages graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Monday 15th September: A date on U.S. Market Averages graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Monday 22nd September: A date on U.S. Market Averages graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Monday 29th September: A date on U.S. Market Averages graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
October: Erik ejaculates for the first time in four months... on Ashley's teddy bear, Mr. Biggles. Dwight has sex with the sex addict three times in a row and runs. Bull comes into the room and has sex with her. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
October: Burt and Verona conceive their baby. (Away We Go)
October: Zeta House's "The Witching Hour" calendar. (The House Bunny)
October: Kick-ass becomes popular. He meets Hit-Girl and Big Daddy. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
October: Wheeler's car's license plate expires. (Los Angeles, CA - Role Models)
October: A date on a graph. (London, England - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Thursday 2nd October: Brad has spotted 715 birds by this time. Stu has spotted 707, but Brad lies to Kenny by saying it is 730. (Seattle, Washington - The Big Year)
Friday 3rd October: All humans but one are blind by the white blindness. (Blindness)
Monday 6th October: A date on U.S. Market Average graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Thursday 9th October: The date of a newspaper article detailing the story of a boy surviving the explosion of a mine caused by the awakening of a large male dragon (London, England - Reign of Fire)
Sunday 12th October: D. Chean writes "HOMICIDE RATE HIGHEST IN 20 YEARS", which is later rejected. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Monday 13th October: A date on U.S. Market Average graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Friday 17th October: El Cruzado De La Noche. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Monday 20th October: A date on U.S. Market Average graph. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Wednesday 29th October: Marjolaine Legault's driver's license is issued. (Gibson Valley, Illinois - Source Code)
November: Erik, Ashley, Cooze, Bobby, and Nick play as a rock band at The State Theater. Bobby and Cooze get married. (American Pie: Beta House)
November: Brad and his father spot a great gray owl in the George Washington National Forest in Virginia. Jessica says that she does not want to be married to Kenny anymore. (The Big Year)
November: Tony Stark (Iron Man) and James "Rhodey" Rhodes (War Machine) fight Ivan Vanko (Whiplash). (New York City - Iron Man 2)
November: Big Daddy is killed by Frank D'Amico's men. Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass team up. Kick-Ass fights Red Mist and kills Frank with a rocket launcher. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
November: Nancy Huff and Dr. Robert Doback get married. Their respective sons Dale and Brennan have to get jobs. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
November: Krista Coughlin gives birth to a daughter named Shyne. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
November: A date on a graph. (London, England - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
November: Zack and Miri attend their 10 Year High School Reunion, and decide to make a porno together. (Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Tuesday 4th November: Barack H. Obama is elected as the 44th President of the United States of America. He is the first African-American to be elected to the office. (U.S.A., Nationwide - By the People: The Election of Barack Obama)
Tuesday 4th November: Bud Johnson doesn't vote. His daughter Molly tries voting for him but an error accurrs when a plug is unplugged. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Wednesday 5th November: The media finds out that Bud Johnson has to vote in order to break a tie. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Thursday 6th November: Ten days before Bud Johnson has to vote. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Monday 10th November: A football game happens. (United States - Swing Vote)
Tuesday 11th November: Bring Your Dad To School Day. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Saturday 15th November: A final debate is held. (United States - Swing Vote)
Sunday 16th November: Bud Johnson votes for either Andrew Boone or Donald Greenleaf. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Tuesday 25th November: Dr. Donald J. Blake's ID is issued. (New York - Thor)
Wednesday 26th November: Amy begins work at the mall, and Paul Blart gets drunk for the first time. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Wednesday 26th November: Zack tells Delaney that his high school reunion is tomorrow. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Thursday 27th November: Annie Auklet helps Brad and Stu spot birds during a rainstorm on Thanksgiving. (Coos Bay, Oregon - The Big Year)
Thursday 27th November: Paul Blart suffers his first hangover. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Thursday 27th November: Illias Kazantsakis, exercising his brother Zinos' power of attorney, signs over the Soul Kitchen property to Thomas Neumann in order to pay off his own gambling debt. (Hamburg, Germany - Soul Kitchen)
Thursday 27th November: Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Friday 28th November: Black Friday: The most afeared shopping day at malls, and also the day Paul Blart's mall is taken over by bank robbers. Also it's Amy's birthday. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Friday 28th November: Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
December: Erik, Cooze, Bobby, and Nick have finished the pledge board. GEEK House competes with BETA House in the Olympiad, where Noah Levenstein is the officiate. This results in a victory for BETA House. Rodney Dean returns. Erik has sex with Ashley while watching Creature from the Black Lagoon. Cooze receives female ejaculate from Denise. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
December: Zeta House's "Naughty Or Nice" calendar. (The House Bunny)
December: Brennan and Dale wreck Dr. Doback's boat. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
December: A date on a graph. (London, England - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Saturday 6th December: Cousin Kritofferson lives with the Foxes when his father is ill. Mr. Fox and Kylie the oppossum. Mr. Fox tells Kylie his plan to steal from Boggis' chicken house. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Saturday 6th December: The new Infant Sorrow album African Child drops from #54 to #93 on Billboard 200. (Get Him to the Greek)
Sunday 7th December: Mr. Fox and Kylie steal from Boggis' chicken farm. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)