The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Saturday 9th November: James Bond checks into a hotel. (Havana, Cuba - Die Another Day)
Sunday 10th November: Treadstone Bourne Operational History report is made. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Sunday 10th November: James Bond meets NSA agent Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson. (Havana, Cuba - Die Another Day)
Monday 11th November: James Bond and Jinx go to a clinic in search of information about Zao. (Cuba - Die Another Day)
Tuesday 12th November: James Bond encounters undercover MI6 agent Miranda Frost at the Blades Club. (London, England - Die Another Day)
Wednesday 13th November: Jinx infiltrates Graves' lair and is saved by Bond. (Iceland - Die Another Day)
Thursday 14th November: Bond and Jinx take a stash of Graves' diamonds after defeating him and double agent Miranda Frost. (Korean Peninsula - Die Another Day)
Wednesday 11th December: Dre Parker's height is measured on the day he loses his first tooth. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Sunday 15th December: Holiday House Tour (Highlands, New Jersey - Jersey Girl)
Animal-rights activists unleash monkeys infected with the Rage Virus; infection spreads to humans, becoming an epidemic as London is evacuated. (England - 28 Days Later)
Over the summer, David makes a video compilation titled Boner Jams '03. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Kenny Bostick breaks the big year record by spotting 732 bird species. (The Big Year)
The Kimberley Process ensures the diamond industry only uses conflict-free diamonds. (South Africa - Blood Diamond)
Paul Smecker fakes his death. Ottilio Panza's mugshot is taken. (The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day)
Samantha Newman, daughter of Donna and Michael Newman, is born. (New York City - Click)
Jason and Cynthia get married. (Chicago, Illinois - Couples Retreat)
Wannabe film maker Tommy Wiseau blunders his way into making one of the worst movies of all time. (Los Angeles, California - The Disaster Artist)
Peter Le Fleur and the patrons of his Average Joe gym win the ADAA Dodgeball championship. (Nevada - Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)
Domino Harvey, in the employ of bail bondsman Claremont Williams and tutelege of legendary bounty hunter Ed Moseby, wins Bounty Hunter of the Year. (Los Angeles, Ca - Domino)
Micky Ward retires from boxing. (The Fighter)
Darla, notorious for killing fish, receives a gimpy clown fish for a birthday present from her dentist uncle - unfortuately, the fish is lost down the drain. (Sydney, Australia - Finding Nemo)
Nicholas Angel starts tending to a Peace Lily. (London, England - Hot Fuzz)
Hulk is created (Hulk)
Police Inspector Lau, formerly a mole for a criminal organization, accidentally reveals his former criminal activities to the police as well as killing Superintendent Wing and non-fatally shooting himself, leaving himself mentally disabled. (Hong Kong, China - Infernal Affairs III)
Dana Simms starts working for Google. (Mountain View, CA - The Internship)
Marilyn Rexroth divorces her husband Rex Rexoth. He is represented in the divorce by ace divorce lawyer Miles Massey. Marilyn gets nothing in the divorce and plots her revenge against Miles. (Intolerable Cruelty)
The Bride awakes from a coma and then begins her revenge story. (Texas - Kill Bill: Volume 1)
The Bride takes her revenge on those her tried to kill her. (Kill Bill: Volume 1)
Season 2003 (Allenville Penitentiary, Texas - The Longest Yard)
Kevin and Benny become friends. (Lottery Ticket)
Huck Cheever competes in the No-limit Texas Hold-em tournament in the World Series of Poker. (Las Vegas, NV - Lucky You)
Regina breaks up with Aaron Samuels in summer to be with Shane Oman. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
Jack Harris meets porn star Audrey Dawns and has a strained relationship with his wife. (Middle Men)
Country music mogul Irving Steinbloom dies. (A Mighty Wind)
Pyrophobic mortician Gerald Tovar Jr. starts letting corpses pile up. (Night of the Living Dead 3D)
Barbara Covett visits France with her friend and colleague Jennifer Dodd. (Paris - Notes on a Scandal)
Willie Bank wins his first Five Diamond award for his hotel. (Ocean's Thirteen)
Douglas Chapman is born. (Quebec, Canada - Offspring)
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Frank Castle is "buried" after he was apparently slain, along with his family, by the assassins of crimelord Walter Saint. (Tampa, Fl - The Punisher)
Jed Ekert joins the U.S. Marines after his mother dies. (Red Dawn)
David Loveless is born. (RoboCop)
Kevin Edwards is born. (RoboCop)
Rocky and Paulie go to the cemetery a year after Adrian's death. (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Rocky Balboa)
Martin Gary starts working for Sturdy Wings. (Los Angeles, CA - Role Models)
The Wood vs. Vicksburg case. (New Orleans, Louisianna - Runaway Jury)
Jeff's son, Dylan, is killed by a drunk driver named Timothy Young. The only witness, Danica Scott, flees the scene. (Saw III)
Judge Halden sentences Timothy Young to six months in prison. Jeff swears revenge on those he believes responsible for his son's death. (Saw III)
A man scouts for a league. (British Columbia, Canada - Taking Lives)
Marcus signs his body over to Cyberdyne Systems before getting lethal injections. (Longview State Correctional Facility - Terminator Salvation)
Erin tells her story of what happened to her and a few friends back in 1973. (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Andrew Marek and friends travel to 14th century France to rescue Professor Edward Johnston. (Castleguard France - Timeline)
The Beagle 2 Mars rover lands on Mars and is destroyed by a massive humanoid robot; the video transmission is classified "Top Secret" and a cover story about the lander crashing is concocted. (Mars - Transformers)
George W Bush announces the new war in Iraq. (W.)
Thin Film acquires 10% of the market. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Selina and Steven Price get divorced. (UK - The World's End)
Warren Worthington III tries cutting off his angel wings but is discovered by his father. (X-Men 3)
Scientists with HGP publish the first complete map of the human genome. (X-Men: Days of Future Past)
January: Ron dies at work. A week after his funeral, Bob Wilton's wife Deborah leaves him for his editor. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - The Men Who Stare at Goats)
January: Claire becomes manager of her bank. (Boston, MA - The Town)