The Movie Timeline - here's looking at movies, kid
Stewart Young is born. (RoboCop)
Rocky and Paulie go to the cemetery 2 years after Adrian's death. (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Rocky Balboa)
Carter accidentally shoots Isabella Molina. She and Lee no longer date. (New York City, NY - Rush Hour 3)
Two strangers, Adam and Dr Lawrence Gordon, wake up in a dirty bathroom at the hand of serial killer John Kramer. (Saw)
Seth is released from prison due to a technicality. Mark Hoffman puts him in an inescapable pendulum trap made to look like a Jigsaw trap. (Saw V)
John and Amanda visit Jill at her clinic. (Saw VI)
Glen finds his parents Chucky and Tiffany. Chucky inseminates Jennifer Tilly. (Hollywood, CA - Seed of Chucky)
Zombies attack London but are found defenseless against cricket bats and spades. (Shaun of the Dead)
Todd solves a puzzle. (Soldier)
Rachel and Dex do not admit how they feel about each other. Dex meets Darcy and Rachel lets them date. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Peter Parker tries to find balence between studies, love, and crime-fighting. He almost quits being Spider-Man and Mary-Jane almost marries John Jameson. Spider-Man defeats Dr.Octopous. Mary-Jane and Harry Osborn find out Spider-Man's identity. (Spider-Man 2)
Venom comes from space and transforms Spider-Man into Dark Spider-Man. He fights Harry Osborn (the New Goblin) and the Sandman. Venom gets onto Eddie Brock. Spider-Man and the New Goblin fight Sandman and Venom. Eddie, Venom, and Harry die while Spider-Man lets Sandman leave and live. Peter and Mary-Jane renew their relationship. (Spider-Man 3)
Derek has a car. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Derek has a carb. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Seth hooks up with Shauna. (Superbad)
Body remains are found which leasds Illeana Scott to hunt down a serial killer who assumes the lives and identitiesof other people. (Montreal, Canada - Taking Lives)
Han Solo Berger leaves his father and will change his name to Todd Peterson. (That's My Boy)
Pete and Debbie's second daughter Charlotte is born. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Max Walker brings Lyle Atwood from 1924 to sentence him, or Max returns to find TEC shut down, or Max returns to find his wife alive, timeline-dependent. (Timecop)
Down on her luck and wanting to escape her abusive boyfriend, Jean Gilkyson and her daughter move to Wyoming and move in with her estranged father-in-law, Einar Gilkyson. (Wyoming - An Unfinished Life)
For the next four years, people say that fusion is five years away. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Rosie Mee is born. (Los Angeles, California - We Bought a Zoo)
The Mees go on a vacation. (Somalia - We Bought a Zoo)
January: Sparkle beats Pois. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
January: Regina puts her spring fling dress on hold at a store called 1, 3, 5. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
January: Bethany Hamilton gets 5th place in the NSSA Regional Event. (Soul Surfer)
Saturday 10th January: Bethany Hamilton enters a major competition. (Kauai, Hawaii - Soul Surfer)
Sunday 11th January: Zuckerberg registers thefacebook.com domain. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
Thursday 15th January: Aaron sees Shane in his underwear in the projection room above the auditorium. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
Thursday 22nd January: Aaron and Damien catch Coach Carr and Trang Pak in the projection room. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
Sunday 25th January: Professional contract killer Vincent holds taxi driver Max hostage as he rampages through L.A. with killings for money. (Los Angeles, California - Collateral)
February: Sparkle beats Pois. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
Tuesday 3rd February: Walter Sparrow's birthday, when his wife buys him a book: The Number 23. (The Number 23)
Wednesday 4th February: Walter sees a psychologist after a dog-bite. (The Number 23)
Wednesday 4th February: Mark Zuckerberg launches TheFacebook.com. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
Thursday 5th February: Walter finds out that there is a mysterious significance to the number 23. (The Number 23)
Friday 6th February: Walter Sparrow visits Isaac French to be reassured about his obsession with number 23. (The Number 23)
Friday 6th February: Narendra and the Winklevosses first learn of thefacebook.com. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
Saturday 7th February: Walter Sparrow stays away in a hotel for the night. (The Number 23)
Sunday 8th February: Walter Sparrow visits in prison a felon wrongly convicted of the murder of Laura Tollins. (The Number 23)
Monday 9th February: Walter Sparrow tracks down the supposed author of The Number 23 by Fed-Exing 23 boxes to his PO Box address. (The Number 23)
Tuesday 10th February: Walter Sparrow discovers who murdered Laura Tollins and vindicates an innocent man. Walter begins narrating his story by saying it all began a week ago on his birthday. (The Number 23)
Tuesday 10th February: Narendra and the Winlevosses send a cease and disist letter to Zuckerberg. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
Wednesday 11th February: Joel Barish asks for Clem Kruczynski to be erased from his mind. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Wednesday 11th February: Rudy Mackenzie dies. (USA - The Jacket)
Thursday 12th February: Julie Bougie Boyer's driver's license is issued. (Brichwood Valley, Illinois - Source Code)
Friday 13th February: Selina Kyle is arrested for breaking and entering. (Detroit, Michigan - The Dark Knight Rises)
Friday 13th February: Stan and Patrick erase Clem from Joel's mind as he sleeps. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Saturday 14th February: Joel Barish meets Clementine Kruczynski - again - after an unjustified feeling led him to Montauk. (Montauk - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Saturday 14th February: Joel takes a train to Montauk instead of going to work, and meets Clem (again); Mary the receptionist quits her job at the clinic. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Sunday 15th February: Clem and Joel visit the frozen Charles River. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Monday 16th February: Mary the ex-receptionist sends out tapes to all former patients; Clem and Joel realise they erased each other. (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Wednesday 18th February: "Facebook me" becomes a common expression around this time. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
Friday 20th February: Eduardo discovers the cease and disist letter around this time. (Cambridge, Massachusetts - The Social Network)
March: Sparkle beats Pois. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
March: Michael Oher begins playing football at Briarcrest Christian School in spring. (Memphis, Tennessee - The Blind Side)
March: Maya turns 26. (Highlands, New Jersey - Jersey Girl)
Wednesday 24th March: Dr.Lawrence Gordon writes a report about John Kramer's inoperable frontal-lobe tumor. (Saw III)
April: Sparkle beats Pois. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
April: Two police officers are shot and killed on a drugs bust; Officer Roenick escapes with his life and a lot of guilt. (Detroit, Michigan - Assault on Precinct 13)