The Movie Timeline - here's looking at movies, kid
Friday 14th February: Dwight Stifler returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Friday 14th February: Valentine's Day (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
Saturday 15th February: Oskar does Tae Kwon Do from 9:30 to 10:30. (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
Friday 21st February: Oskar planned something for this date. (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
Saturday 22nd February: Oskar goes to the museum at 10 AM for a rock lecture. (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
March: A date on the Museum of Natural History's website. (Catwoman)
March: Lyn Cassady gets a vision from Bill Django telling him to go on a mission. (The Men Who Stare at Goats)
Saturday 1st March: Oskar Schell lies to his mom about going to the comic convention. Instead, he meets Abby Black. (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
Tuesday 18th March: Paul Lindstrom, father of Gus and Lars, dies at 59. (Lars and the Real Girl)
Wednesday 19th March: The United States of America invades Iraq because it believes Saddam Hussein is in possession of Weapons of Mass Destruction. However, none is found. (Baghdad, Iraq - Green Zone)
Saturday 22nd March: A date in Bob Wilton's passport. (The Men Who Stare at Goats)
Sunday 23rd March: A date in Bob Wilton's passport. (The Men Who Stare at Goats)
Sunday 30th March: Samuel M. Barrat gets his ID picture taken. (Hatchet)
April: A date on the Museum of Natural History's website. (Catwoman)
Friday 4th April: Bob Wilton starts waiting for permission to go into Iraq. (Kuwait - The Men Who Stare at Goats)
Sunday 6th April: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Monday 14th April: Jason Bourne's passport in which he uses the name Nicolas expires. (The Bourne Identity)
Friday 18th April: Jason Bourne's Russian passport expires. (The Bourne Identity)
Friday 18th April: Paul Kay Canadian ID expires. (The Bourne Identity)
Friday 25th April: Aron Ralston prepares for a day of canyoneering. (127 Hours)
Saturday 26th April: In the morning, Aron meets two hikers named Kristi and Megan. Around 3 PM, he gets stuck in a narrow passage when a boulder traps his arm. (Blue John Canyon, Utah - 127 Hours)
Sunday 27th April: Aron video records a message to his parents. (Blue John Canyon, Utah - 127 Hours)
Monday 28th April: Aron talks about the raven he sees in the morning into his video camera. (Blue John Canyon, Utah - 127 Hours)
Monday 28th April: Samantha Blackwell dies. (The Reaping)
Tuesday 29th April: In the morning, Aron pretends that he's on a radio show. (Blue John Canyon, Utah - 127 Hours)
Wednesday 30th April: Aron realizes that he chose to be alone. (Blue John Canyon, Utah - 127 Hours)
May: Bob Wilton meets Lyn Cassady and goes on a mission with him. (Kuwait - The Men Who Stare at Goats)
Thursday 1st May: Aron Ralston amputates his arm and gets out of the narrow passage. He finds hikers who help him. (Blue John Canyon, Utah - 127 Hours)
Monday 12th May: The Bride tries to kill Budd but is buried in a coffin. Elle Driver kills Budd and is then killed by the Bride, who has escaped the coffin. (Texas - Kill Bill: Volume 2)
Thursday 15th May: The Matrix Reloaded is released. (Funny People)
Saturday 17th May: As of sometime in 1991, this is the next opening available to obtain a permit to paddle down the Colorado River. (Into the Wild)
Monday 19th May: Bob Wilton sees that the only part of his story that makes it on the news is the fact that soldiers have been forced to listen to the "I Love You" song, which is taken by people as a joke. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - The Men Who Stare at Goats)
Friday 23rd May: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
June: After graduating from college, Jim proposes to Michelle. (American Wedding)
Friday 13th June: Gigantic monolith found in orbit near Jupiter's moon Io. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Monday 16th June: Doug MacRay and his friends rob the bank in which Claire Keesey works. (Boston, MA - The Town)
Friday 27th June: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is released. (United States - Superbad)
July: Jesse and Celine reunite on the last stop of Jesse's book tour, for his book on his night in Vienna with her 9 years previously. (Paris - Before Sunset)
Friday 4th July: Linda Schell and her son Oskar meet construction workers around this time. (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
Saturday 5th July: Ted and John get in trouble for stealing marijuana before a Foo Fighters concert. (Boston, Massachusetts - Ted 2)
Monday 14th July: Valerie Plame receives the Washington Post from her husband, Joe Wilson and reads that she has been exposed as an operative for the C.I.A. (Palisades, Washington, D.C. - Fair Game)
Saturday 19th July: Steve Stifler crashes Jim and Michelle's engagement party. (American Wedding)
Tuesday 29th July: Jim tells Michelle that he's having trouble writing his wedding vows. (American Wedding)
Thursday 31st July: A bachelor party goes wrong and Stifler blames Finch to make himself look good in front of Michelle and Cadence's parents. (American Wedding)
August: Myspace is launched. (Funny People)
Friday 1st August: Jim shaves his pubic region. Stifler takes the wedding ring out of dog faeces, eats the faeces, and later causes the death of flowers for the wedding. He tries to repair the damage. (American Wedding)
Saturday 2nd August: Stifler accidentally has sex with Jim's grandma when he mistakes her for Cadence. Jim Levenstein and Michelle Flaherty get married. Finch and Stifler's mom go to a hotel room. Justin and John watch them in the bath tub. (American Wedding)
Tuesday 12th August: Julia Powell bones a duck, cooking the 500th and final recipe from Julia Child's cookbook. (Julie & Julia)
Saturday 16th August: Former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin dies. (Saudi Arabia - The Last King of Scotland)
Saturday 23rd August: Surveillance of Major Bennett Marco. (The Manchurian Candidate)
Sunday 24th August: Macgruber's passport is issued. (MacGruber)
Tuesday 26th August: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
September: Lou Dorchen, founder of Lougle, appears on the cover of a magazine. (Hot Tub Time Machine 2)
September: Cady Heron starts going to North Shore High School. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
Friday 5th September: Frank Castle steals Livia Saint's car & uses her cell phone to get Quentin Glass to the Wyndam Hotel. He then parks her car in a no parking zone in front of the hotel, where she receives a ticket. He then replaces the car before she knows it's missing. (Tampa, Fl - The Punisher)
Friday 12th September: Based on "evidence" planted by Frank Castle, Howard Saint stabs Quentin Glass to death & drops his wife, Livia, off a bridge where she's hit by a train. (Tampa, Fl - The Punisher)
Friday 12th September: The Punisher takes out Howard Saint's goons, demolishes his office building, & blows up his son. He then ties Saint by the ankle to the bumper of a moving car, dragging him into a parking lot of exploding vehicles. (Tampa, Fl - The Punisher)
October: Ollie almost has sex with video store clerk named Maya, but they are caught by Gertie before they can do anything. (Highlands, New Jersey - Jersey Girl)
Friday 3rd October: Aaron asks Cady what day it is. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
Friday 17th October: Aaron and Cady briefly speak to each other when it rains. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)