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Wednesday 24th March: Ethan Hunt kidnaps John C. McCloy to gather information about the virus Chimera and its cure. (Sydney, Australia - Mission: Impossible 2)
Tuesday 30th March: April O'Neil starts video-recording her father's work with Eric Sacks on Project Renaissance. (New York City, New York - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Tuesday 20th April: Two members of trenchcoat mafia kill school kids and teachers before killing themselves . (Columbine High School, Denver - Bowling for Columbine)
Tuesday 20th April: The Columbine High School massacre occurs. (Colorado - This Film is Not Yet Rated)
May: Jim Levenstein tries to have sex with Nadia and fails... twice. This event is broadcasted over the internet. The next day, Jim asks Michelle Flaherty to go with him to the prom. Stifler puts PentaLax in Finch's mochaccino, causing Finch to run to the girl's bathroom. He is humiliated when everyone sees him walking out. Oz leaves the lacrosse game to sing with Heather. (American Pie)
May: Brenda Martin claims her son Cody was kidnapped when she was carjacked, the police investigation sparks a riot. (New Jersey - Freedomland)
May: Pete and Debbie's first daughter Sadie is born. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Friday 14th May: Jason Bourne starts depriving himself of sleep. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Saturday 15th May: Jason Bourne continues depriving himself of sleep. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Sunday 16th May: Jason Bourne submits to "Tank" treatment. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Monday 17th May: Jason Bourne resubmits to "Tank" treatment. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Tuesday 18th May: Jason Bourne uses sensory enhancing drugs. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Wednesday 19th May: "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" is released in theaters. (Fanboys)
Wednesday 19th May: Eric, Hutch, Windows and Zoe see the release of "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace". In the theater, they toast the memory of their late friend Linus. Eric asks "What if the movie sucks?" (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)
Thursday 20th May: Barrels filled with human remains are discovered. Four people are eventually arrested and charged with eleven murders in the most brutal serial killing in Australian history. (snowtown,australia - The Snowtown Murders)
Thursday 27th May: After this day, Stifler's PentaLax has to be discarded. (American Pie)
Sunday 30th May: Kevin Meyers returns the book (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
June: At the prom, Chuck Sherman's date reveals that she didn't have sex with him and that Chuck wets his pants whenever he feels nervous. Sherman wets his pants. After the prom, a party is thrown at Stifler's house. Kevin and Vicky have sex. Oz and Heather have sex. Finch has sex with Stifler's mom. Jim and Michelle have sex in Matt Stifler's bedroom. The morning after the prom, Vicky breaks up with Kevin. Jim wakes up and finds out that Michelle is gone. Steve faints when he discovers that Finch slept with his mom. (American Pie)
June: After the prom, Jim leaves three messages for Michelle. Paul Finch and Steve Stifler fight. Finch ends up with a black eye. Stifler ends up having six stitches. (American Pie 2)
June: A date stamped in Jason Bourne's passport. (The Bourne Supremacy)
June: Julie James still worries about Ben Willis. (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
June: Alec Nichols, Samantha Parkes, Trevor Logan, and Casey Shepard graduate from college and go to their favorite bar Rennie's Landing one last time. (Eugene, Oregon - Rennie's Landing)
Tuesday 1st June: Jason Bourne is inducted into the CIA. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Wednesday 2nd June: Treadstone writes Jason Bourne's induction report. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Friday 4th June: Jim Levenstein returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Friday 4th June: Jim Levenstein returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Tuesday 8th June: Chris Ostriker returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Saturday 12th June: Steve Stifler returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Wednesday 30th June: Julie James awakens after having another nightmare about Ben Willis. (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Wednesday 30th June: April O'Neil video records a lab rat named Splinter. (New York City, New York - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
July: Alice, a website designer, moves from America to London. (London - Killing Me Softly)
Thursday 1st July: Karla gets a phone call from a radio station and wins a trip to the Bahamas. (I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Friday 2nd July: Brendan Reynolds is born. (Blended)
Friday 2nd July: Julie, Karla, and Ti go to the Bahamas at the beginning of storm season. Murders take place. (Bahamas - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Saturday 3rd July: Ben Willis commits more murders but is defeated once again. (Bahamas - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Sunday 4th July: A rescue team arrives. (Bahamas - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Sunday 4th July: Casey Janine Fitzpatrick dies. (Pueblo, Colorado USA - MacGruber)
Sunday 18th July: Infant Sorrow concert at the Greek Theatre. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
Sunday 18th July: April O'Neil video records mutant turtles named Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo. (New York City, New York - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Friday 23rd July: death date of Peggy Sue Ingram, whose death brings together the members of her family. (Texas - Sordid Lives)
August: An artificial shield protects the earth as the ozone layer disintegrates, causing permanent night. (Highlander)
Monday 16th August: Andy Davis accidently rips his toy Woody's arm and leaves him behind when he goes to cowboy camp. (Toy Story 2)
Sunday 29th August: Will doesn't have a "Sweet Sixteen" party. (Disaster Movie)
September: Vicky goes to Cornell University. Heather goes to Michigan Sate University. (American Pie)
Thursday 9th September: Benjamin Carson dies. (Newt, Texas - Texas Chainsaw 3D)
October: Big Daddy. (Manhattan - Big Daddy)
October: Sonny Koufax adopts Julian McGrath. (Manhattan - Big Daddy)
Sunday 10th October: Cpt. Howard Cheney killed with a knive by serial killer while entering to Rhyme's apartment. (New York City - The Bone Collector)
Sunday 10th October: Aurora Borealis causes John Sullivan to talk to his father Frank in 1969 via a ham radio. (Frequency)
Sunday 31st October: Sonny takes Julian trick-or-treating. (Manhattan - Big Daddy)
Sunday 31st October: A massive fire consumes a town, killing townspeople. (Stan Helsing)
November: Kevin Gerrity gets custody of his son Julian. (Manhattan - Big Daddy)
November: Ed Fanelli the rapist blackmails Will, whose friend Syd Gilbert obtains guns from Tuot. Ed's sons Frankie and Gino end up getting killed in gunfire while Ed dies from a heart attack after being chased by Will. (Vulgar)
Monday 8th November: Alan Rubin's mutilated hand found sticking out of the ground by Amelia Donaghy. (New York City - The Bone Collector)
Monday 8th November: Alan Rubin's mutilated hand found sticking out of the ground by Amelia Donaghy. (New York City - The Bone Collector)
Tuesday 9th November: Linday Rubin is killed at 4.00 pm by steam coming out from steam pipes. (New York City - The Bone Collector)
Wednesday 10th November: Capt. Howard Cheney is killed with a knife before entering Lincoln Rhyme's apartment. (Manhattan, NY - The Bone Collector)
Wednesday 10th November: Ben Wilson, husband of Annie Wilson, dies in an accident. (The Gift)
Tuesday 30th November: A Sentinel is present at the Seattle World Trade Organization protests. (Seattle, Washington - X-Men: Days of Future Past)
Wednesday 29th December: Controversial rap artist and reformist, Jeriko 1, is killed by two LAPD officers. (Los Angeles - Strange Days)