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Monday 26th June: Genome Project successfully maps human genetic blueprint: DNA. (The 6th Day)
July: Jim visits Michelle at band camp and is mistaken for a mentally challenged North Tall Oaks trombone player named Peter Blake. Stifler suspects two women of being lesbians. They mess with him, Finch, and Jim by making them do things with each other. (American Pie 2)
July: A calendar at the police station. (New York City, New York - Double Whammy)
Tuesday 4th July: Mason Verger is eaten by boars after being pushed by Dr. Cordell Doemling. Hannibal sedates Clarice Starling and cooks Paul Krendler's brain. Hannibal escapes by using a meat cleaver on his hand-cuffed wrist. (Washington D.C. - Hannibal)
Wednesday 5th July: Hannibal leaves the U.S. on an airplane and lets a boy have a piece of Krendler's brain. (Hannibal)
Thursday 6th July: Political Application. (New Orleans, Louisianna - Runaway Jury)
Monday 10th July: Friends Alec Nichols, Sam Parkes, Trevor Logan, and Casey Shepard hang out. (Los Angeles, California - Rennie's Landing)
Tuesday 11th July: Alec Nichols attempts to rob a convenience store, but his friends stop him and the clerk runs at them with a baseball bat. (Los Angeles, California - Rennie's Landing)
Wednesday 12th July: Sam Parkes speaks to a lawyer. Alec Nichols and Trevor Logan argue. (Los Angeles, California - Rennie's Landing)
Thursday 13th July: At 8:30 PM, Trevor Logan receives an e-mail from a woman who says her name is Milani, who has attached a picture of herself. (Los Angeles, CA - Rennie's Landing)
Friday 14th July: Alec Nichols does research on a bank he wants to rob. (Los Angeles, California - Rennie's Landing)
Saturday 15th July: Casey visits the grave of his and Kiley Bradshaw's son, Michael Lee Bradshaw. Alec's friends all agree to help him rob a bank. (Los Angeles, California - Rennie's Landing)
Thursday 20th July: The day of the bank robbery in Alec's fantasies, which include events of preceding days. (Los Angeles, California - Rennie's Landing)
Sunday 23rd July: Stifler gets a call from his mom. She tells him that she'll go to Grant Harbour in two weeks. (Grant Harbour, Michigan - American Pie 2)
Saturday 29th July: Jim mistakes super glue for a lubricant. (Grant Harbour, Michigan - American Pie 2)
August: Jay Moriarty is on the cover the August/September issue of Inside Surf. (Chasing Mavericks)
Saturday 5th August: Matt Stifler arrives at the beach house. Heather meets up with Oz at the party. Jim turns down Nadia to be with Michelle. Nadia decides to sleep with Chuck Sherman, A.K.A. "The Shermanator". Steve sleeps with the two woman he though were lesbians. (Grant Harbour, Michigan - American Pie 2)
Sunday 6th August: Stifler's mom, Jeanine, has tantric sex with Finch in her car. (Grant Harbour, Michigan - American Pie 2)
Friday 18th August: 75% of the captured subjects for the faked bio-terrorist attack experiment are dead thanks to the virus they have been given. (Larkhill Detention Centre - V for Vendetta)
Wednesday 23rd August: A 9.6 Richter Scale earthquake rocks California, knocking L.A. into its own island, at 12:59pm. (L.A. - Escape From L.A.)
Monday 18th September: 'V' is the only escapee from the viral experiment - the rest are all dead. (Larkhill Detention Centre - V for Vendetta)
October: Josh Parker goes on a road trip with E.L., Rubin Carver, and Kyle Edwards to prevent a videotape from being seen by his childhood friend Tiffany. (Austin, Texas - Road Trip)
Sunday 1st October: Reggie Kray dies. (Norwich, Norfolk, England - The Krays)
Thursday 12th October: The USS Cole is bombed by Al Qaeda terrorists. (Yemen - The Kingdom)
Saturday 21st October: James Coughlin is arrested for shooting Brendan Leahy at the cemetery behind Mishawum. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
November: David Aames meets Sofia Serrano and gets his face disfigured as Julianna Gianni gets him in a car accident and kills herself. (New York City, New York - Vanilla Sky)
Tuesday 7th November: The 2000 Presidential Election. (United States - Swing Vote)
Thursday 16th November: The Devil will have been in business for 6,000 years on this day. (Bedazzled)
Thursday 23rd November: On Thanksgiving, Joseph Keenan's maternal grandmother's two Bloodhounds trail him around because he is an animal lover who never finishes his supper. Before he gets up from the table, he tosses them a turkey leg attached to a hunk of cartilage. They fight each other viciously over it. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
December: The Devil's license plate expires. (Bedazzled)
December: After narrowly surviving a car accident, Samantha Cane (Charli Baltimore) begins to get flashbacks of her former life; PI Mitch Hennessey catches a break in his "amnesia chick" case. (Honesburg, NJ - The Long Kiss Goodnight)
December: Director of the CIA Leland Perkins faces 6 counts of high treason; Mitch Hennessey appears on "Larry King Live." (The Long Kiss Goodnight)
December: In late December, David Aames loses Sofia Serrano after a night at a club. (New York City, New York - Vanilla Sky)
Saturday 2nd December: Martin Asher kills someone. (Taking Lives)
Tuesday 5th December: David Aames shows his disfigured face to Sofia Serrano. (New York City, New York - Vanilla Sky)
Saturday 9th December: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Sunday 24th December: Rogue CIA agent Charli Baltimore & PI Mitch Hennessey stop a bomb from exploding in Niagra Falls, saving the lives of thousands. (US / Canadian Border - The Long Kiss Goodnight)
After a bad breakup, Matt Sullivan decides to abstain from having sex for Lent. (San Francisco, CA - 40 Days and 40 Nights)
The Blackbriar program is activated solely to capture a Treadstone operative gone rogue. (The Bourne Legacy)
The Blackbriar program is activated solely to capture a Treadstone operative gone rogue. (The Bourne Legacy)
Mark David Chapman becomes eligible for parole. (New York City, New York - Chapter 27)
Charles Townsend Agency detectives Natalie Cook, Dylan Saunders, and Alex Munday uncover and stop a convoluted plan set in motion to ultimately kill their boss, Charles Townsend. (California - Charlie's Angels)
Jason and Cynthia meet each other. (Chicago, Illinois - Couples Retreat)
A comet strikes the Earth and small alien critters evolve from it. (Evolution)
Mr. Fox is born. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Dylan's fascination with Harry Potter inspires him to get a lightning bolt tattoo. (Los Angeles, California - Friends with Benefits)
Stanton High Gymnastics Team goes to CT State Championships. (Connecticut - Grown Ups 2)
PC Nicholas Angel joins the SO19 Armed Response Unit. (Hot Fuzz)
Danny Butterman moves into a new home. (Sandford, Gloucestershire - Hot Fuzz)
Publisher Clarissa Vaughn plans an award party for her author friend who's dying of AIDS. (New York - The Hours)
Brother and sister Patricia and Darry Jenna are driving home for their summer holiday when they are terrorized by the Creeper. (USA - Jeepers Creepers)
The CIA orders the destruction of timoxeline barbetunol. (Johnny English Reborn)
Jurassic Park III. (Jurassic Park III)
Leopold, Duke of Albany, is accidentally transported from 1876 to present day. One week later, he returns to 1876, followed by Kate McKay. (New York, New York - Kate & Leopold)
Damon Macready is released from prison and returns to his daughter Mindy. He becomes Big Daddy and he trains her to fight crime as Hit-Girl. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
Regina says that only she can wear hoop earrings, upsetting Gretchen Wieners. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
$163,156,759 stolen from the Bellagio Hotel & Casino. (Las Vegas - Ocean's Eleven)
AVERAGE EXECUTIVE SALARY 2001 $5,480,000-$7,550,000 (The Other Guys)
Pastor Abin Cooper and the members of his Five Points Trinity Church stage their first of 432 funeral demonstrations. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Jerry White is born. (Detroit, Michigan - RoboCop)