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Kick-Ass 2 - timeline
Sophia Lincoln is born. (New York City, New York)
Thursday 20th June: Elijah P. Rogers is born. (New York City, New York)
Michael Lambert is born. (New York City, New York)
Gil James is born. (New York City, New York)
Penny Rose Mansfield is born. (New York City, New York)
Sophia Lincoln dies. (New York City, New York)
Sunday 1st May: Doris Florence Binns is born. (New York City, New York)
Friday 22nd February: Sarah Fredrick is born. (New York City, New York)
Elizabeth Oberstein is born. (New York City, New York)
Emma Bender is born. (New York City, New York)
Sunday 6th August: Nicole Young is born. (New York City, New York)
Gil James is actually born in this year. (New York City, New York)
Simon Wilkinson is born. (New York City, New York)
Sunday 1st September: Robert is born. (New York City, New York)
Eve Swannell is born. (New York City, New York)
September: Future Mrs. Moore is born. (New York City, New York)
Mark Kelly is born. (New York City, New York)
Gil James dies. (New York City, New York)
Jamie Wilkinson dies. (New York City, New York)
James Embree is born. (New York City, New York)
Someone is born. (New York City, New York)
Benjamin Mills is born. (New York City, New York)
James Embree dies. (New York City, New York)
Simon Wilkinson dies. (New York City, New York)
Jamie Wilkinson is born. (New York City, New York)
Michael Lambert dies. (New York City, New York)
Mark Kelly dies. (New York City, New York)
September: Nicole Young dies. (New York City, New York)
Oskar Rozario is born. (New York City, New York)
Gil James actually dies in this year. (New York City, New York)
Friday 12th December: Elijah P. Rogers dies. (New York City, New York)
Eve Swannell dies. (New York City, New York)
David Lizewski becomes friends with Marty. (New York City, New York)
Friday 9th February: Robert dies. (New York City, New York)
Penny Rose Mansfield dies. (New York City, New York)
Emma Bender dies. (New York City, New York)
Friday 31st July: Nadine dies. (New York City, New York)
Thursday 6th August: A type on a gravestone says that Nadine was born on this date. (New York City, New York)
Mrs. Moore dies. (New York City, New York)
Sunday 13th June: Sarah Fredrick dies. (New York City, New York)
Elizabeth Oberstein dies. (New York City, New York)
Someone dies. (New York City, New York)
Benjamin Mills dies. (New York City, New York)
Oskar Rozario is dies. (New York City, New York)
Sunday 5th February: Doris Florence Binns dies. (New York City, New York)
Sunday 27th January: Miranda Swedlow posts her profile picture. (Brooklyn, New York)
May: Kick-Ass joins Justice Forever. Mindy Macready bests mean girls at school. Chris D'Amico becomes The Motherfucker and gathers a team of supervillains. (New York City, New York)
June: Justice Forever defeats the Toxic Mega Cunts. Hit-Girl kisses Kick-Ass and leaves the city. (New York City, New York)
Tuesday 4th June: The estimated date for a $300 delivery to Miranda Swedlow. (Brooklyn, New York)