The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Sunday 7th November: Cindy gets a driver's licence under the fake name Heather Sampson. (Little Rock, Arkansas - Extract)
Thursday 18th November: The X-Box game Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 2 is released. (Grandma's Boy)
December: Drew Baylor misses Christmas with his family due to the launch of the shoe he designed. (Elizabethtown)
Friday 24th December: Chris, Jamie, Dusty and Chris's mum see The Notebook in the cinema. (New Jersey - Just Friends)
Detective Jack Mosley has to take a witness 16 blocks to a courthouse; corrupt cops stand in their way. (16 Blocks)
The plan changes and it is believed by the Adjustment Bureau that Elise Sallas should stay with Adrian and not end up with David Norris. (The Adjustment Bureau)
Harry Osborn is sent to boarding school. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man 2)
Jim Levenstein impregnates his wife Michelle. Jim's dad accepts Michelle's position as the MACRO at Tall Oaks Band Camp. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie: Band Camp)
Edgar Willis tries joining a fraternity of midgets and ends up having sex with a sheep. Dwight Stifler starts trying to convince the board of trustees to approve of co-ed bathrooms. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
After wondering the world Bruce Wayne returns to fight the injustice of Gotham as Batman (Gotham City, USA - Batman Begins)
Scientists discover a distant planet believed to have a climate nearly identical to Earth. (Battleship)
Ray Liotta wins an emmy for Outstanding Guest Actor in a drama series. (Bee Movie)
After an unprecedented 3-way tie at the end of the regular Piston Cup season, Lightning McQueen gives up the chance to be the first rookie champion by helping "The King" Strip Weathers, who had crashed; Chick Hicks wins. (Los Angeles - Cars)
The Baker clan goes to Lake Winnetka one last time, and Tom drags the family into competing against the Murtaughs for the Labor Day Cup. (Cheaper by the Dozen 2)
Quick Stop burns down because Randall left the coffee-maker on; he and Dante get jobs at Mooby's. (New Jersey - Clerks 2)
Jason and Cynthia become business partners. (Chicago, Illinois - Couples Retreat)
The WB network picks up a reality TV show called "Bounty Squad," which follows the exploits of Domino Harvey, Ed Moseby and Choco; the show is hosted by Ian Zeiring and Brian Austin Green of "90210" fame. (Hollywood, Ca - Domino)
Mitch Baylor dies in his home town. His suicidal son convinces his mother and sister to come there for the memorial. (Elizabethtown, KY - Elizabethtown)
Reed Richards, Ben Grimm, Susan & Johnny Storm and Victor von Doom are bombarded by cosmic radiation aboard von Doom's space station. (Fantastic Four)
A spaceship smashes into Big Ben. (London - Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Micky Ward marries Charlene Fleming. (The Fighter)
Julia Pratt goes missing flying home to America with her mother Kyle - believed to have never been on board but her mother believed otherwise. (Over the Atlantic - Flightplan)
14 yr old Hayley Stark kidnaps and tortures 32 yr old suspected paedophile Jeff Kohlver. (Hard Candy)
Elliott and Adrianne break up. (New Orleans, Louisiana - Hatchet III)
Andi and Bruce have their first foster home. (Hotel for Dogs)
A group of friends discover the House of Wax and are picked off one by one. (Ambrose, Louisiana - House of Wax)
Mel Stein has been using the internet by now. (Los Angeles, CA - I Love You, Man)
An army librarian and a prostitute are frozen in stasis as a military experiment. (Idiocracy)
Sid starts working for Google. (Mountain View, CA - The Internship)
Michael Murphy is born. (Just Go with It)
Penny Rose Mansfield dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Emma Bender dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Spring Training (Allenville Penitentiary, Texas - The Longest Yard)
Hank Bullard dies. (The Love Guru)
Greg Gaines starts being "invisible" to others. (Pittsburgh, PA - Me and Earl and the Dying Girl)
Wayne Beering and Buck Dolby are released after being in prison for 18 months and turning evidence against Denny Z. (Middle Men)
Quentin Smith starts taking medication. (Springwood, Ohio - A Nightmare on Elm Street)
Willie Banks' hotel wins him his third Five Diamond award. (Ocean's Thirteen)
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Craig Mitchell - Agent 005 - stops being M's bodyguard. (Quantum of Solace)
Charles Keefe, the Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security, is nearly assassinated at the Lux Atlantic Hotel in Miami. (Miami, Florida - Red Eye)
Rocky and Paulie go to the cemetery 3 years after Adrian's death. (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Rocky Balboa)
Tibby, Bridget, Lena, and Carmen find a pair of jeans that magically fits all of them, despite their differences in size. (The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants)
Peter Parker is flunking out at NYU, MJ is getting married to an astronaught, Harry hates him for keeping mum about Spidey's identity, & Doc Ock wants him dead. (New York City, NY - Spider-Man 2)
Seth has bad acne and becomes an expert on cover-up. (Superbad)
Jules gets hot over the summer. (Superbad)
Jules gets hot over the summer. Officer Michaels learns alongside Officer Slater. (Superbad)
Splinter starts teaching the turtles ninjitsu. (New York City, New York - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Debbie sees her father Oliver for the last time before 2012. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Unicron attempts to devour the planet Cybertron, but is thwarted by the Autobots, under the leadership of Rodimus Prime; Optimus Prime dies. (Transformers: The Movie)
Frank Barnes' wife dies from cancer. (Unstoppable)
A mysterious stranger named Brandon Nichols comes to the small town of Anitoch, apparently with the power to heal others. (Antioch - The Visitation)
Huge machines called "tripods" start to pulverize people in all world. (USA - War of the Worlds)
Steven Price's firm is bought out. (UK - The World's End)
January: Illeana Scott lures Martin Asher by making him think that she is pregnant and kills him. (Carusle, Pennsylvania - Taking Lives)
Saturday 1st January: Just past midnight, Police Sergeant Jake Roenick assembles cops and criminals within Precinct 13 to defend against a rogue mob. (Detroit, Michigan - Assault on Precinct 13)
Monday 3rd January: Maxwell Mart is terminated. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Saturday 8th January: Nick Dunne meets Amy Elliott (Gone Girl)
Monday 10th January: Amy writes in her diary. (Missouri - Gone Girl)