The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Thursday 13th October: Andy and Trish's eleventh date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Friday 14th October: Memorial auditions. (Date Night)
Friday 14th October: Harold Pinter dies. (Synecdoche, New York)
Saturday 15th October: Andy and Trish's twelfth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Monday 17th October: Andy and Trish's thirteenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Tuesday 18th October: Andy and Trish's fourteenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Friday 21st October: Andy and Trish have their fifteenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
November: After their twentieth date, Andy tells Trish that he is a virgin. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
November: Five Texas A & M cheerleaders witness a murder, so Texas ranger Roland Sharp moves in with them to protect them. (Texas - Man of the House)
November: Will Rodman works on a potential cure for Alzheimer's disease around this time. (San Francisco, CA - Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
November: Britney Spears' licence plate expires. (Hollywood, CA - Seed of Chucky)
Monday 21st November: Dr. Sven Torkensep performed an autopsy on Mr. James Reilly who committed suicide. He shot himself in the head. (Portland, Oregon - Untraceable)
Tuesday 22nd November: A date on K. Gotti's package full of underwear. (The Bounty Hunter)
Saturday 26th November: Clinton Brown dies. (Courageous)
December: Sergeant Nicholas Angel is stabbed in the hand by a man dressed as Father Christmas. (London, England - Hot Fuzz)
December: Deputy Pete marries Darla. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
December: Officer Michaels starts going six months in. (Superbad)
Saturday 3rd December: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Wednesday 21st December: Chris Grandy's taxi-driver's license expires. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
Wednesday 21st December: Kirby Dick appears in front of the MPAA's appeal board to appeal the NC-17 rating given to this movie. He loses. (This Film is Not Yet Rated)
Friday 23rd December: Munich comes out in theaters. (Knocked Up)
Saturday 31st December: A teen basketball star and a brainy new girl meet at a New Year's Eve party when they are randomly chosen for karaoke. (Colorado - High School Musical)
Aron Ralston meets his future wife Jessica Trusty. (127 Hours)
Bartleby Gaines and his friends create the Shouth Harmon Institue of Technology. (Harmon, Ohio - Accepted)
Michelle and Jim Levenstein have a child, making Noah a grandfather. During his junior year, Erik meets Tracy in his biology class. During a football game against midgets, Rock bites Dwight Stifler's leg. (American Pie 5: The Naked Mile)
Michelle and Jim Levenstein have a child, making Noah a grandfather. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie 5: The Naked Mile)
A sex addict's parents catch her with the landscaping crew. (Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
A boy begins reading. (New York City - Arthur)
NASA builds a transmission device five times more powerful than any before it, and a program to contact the planet begins. It is known as The Beacon Project. (Battleship)
Bicentennial Man. (Bicentennial Man)
Number 6 has renal issues. (The Bourne Legacy)
Vic (aka Albert) was born. (USA - A Boy and His Dog)
Harris Estate is established. (Bridesmaids)
After two professional assassinations, James Bond is given double-oh status and discretionary licence to kill. (Casino Royale)
The day before his wedding, Grady Douglas dies. His fiancee Gray then learns about the things he kept from her. (Colorado - Catch and Release)
As of this year, Mark David Chapman has had four hearings and been denied parole each time. (New York City, New York - Chapter 27)
Cateleya starts killing people and puts tags of the Colombian flower cattleya on them. She becomes known as the Tag Killer. (Colombiana)
Lance Truman wins the "droppy" award for the most fumbles in a season. (The Comebacks)
Kale Brecht's dad dies in a car crash on the way back from fishing. (Disturbia)
Mr. Fox's wife Felicity tells him that she's pregnant. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Aldous Snow stops being sober. (Get Him to the Greek)
SXSW 20 years of music. (Austin, Texas - Going the Distance)
NEWSPAPER OUTLOOK 2006 (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Stu starts dating Melissa. (Los Angeles, CA - The Hangover)
Larry Valentine makes Chuck Levine his domestic partner to clear up a problem regarding his pension. (New York - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)
For five years the final alien holdouts have been subdued. (Congo - Independence Day: Resurgence)
Harley's sister is born. Their father walks out on them. (Tennessee - Iron Man 3)
Rogelio Torrez kills Machete's wife and daughter. (Mexico - Machete)
Octuplets are born. (New York City - Morning Glory)
The 80s music group Pop is inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (Music and Lyrics)
Alex Fletcher from 80s band 'Pop' writes a hit song for Cora Corman with Sophie Fisher, who he falls in love with. (Music and Lyrics)
Willie Bank wins his fourth and seemingly final Five Diamond award for his hotels. (Ocean's Thirteen)
Francine starts waiting for Terry to stop being a cop. (New York City - The Other Guys)
Chris Gardner sells a minority stake in his stockbroking firm in a multi-million dollar deal. (The Pursuit of Happyness)
A conspiracy to assassinate US President Ballentine is foiled by Secret Service agent Pete Garrison, who's having an affair with the 1st Lady Sarah Ballentine. (The Sentinel)
Rose Da Silva loses her daughter Sharon in the deserted town of Silent Hill. (Silent Hill, West Virginia - Silent Hill)
A carton of milk expires. (The Simpsons Movie)
Azrael Facebook page is started. (The Smurfs 2)
Allison and Calvin work together. (Still Waiting...)
Harold Crick, an IRS auditor, hears a woman narrating his life; the woman says he's going to die. (Chicago, IL - Stranger Than Fiction)