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Ted 2 - timeline
McFelty's bar is founded. (Boston, Massachusetts)
Samantha Leslie Jackson is born.
Saturday 5th July: Ted and John get in trouble for stealing marijuana before a Foo Fighters concert. (Boston, Massachusetts)
Ted gets a job at a grocery store. (Boston, Massachusetts)
Ted marries Tami-Lynn McCafferty six months after John Bennett gets divorced from Lori Collins. (Boston, Massachusetts)
Tuesday 25th August: The court rules that Ted is not a person. (Boston, Massachusetts)
Wednesday 26th August: News about Ted losing his court case appears in the newspaper. (Boston, Massachusetts)