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Idiocracy - timeline
An army librarian and a prostitute are frozen in stasis as a military experiment.
After a major US budget crisis, Brawndo buys out the USA Food & Drink Administration and the Federal Complaints Commission, meaning their fizzy drink replaces water across the country.
'Ass', a film entirely featuring a giant bottom close-up to the camera, wins eight Oscars, including Best Screenplay.
3rd March: The infamous Garbage Avalanche reveals and awakes an army librarian and a prostitute from 2005 who were stuck in stasis for 500 years.