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History of the World: Part I - timeline
Ape-like creatures inhabit the Earth; ape stands and becomes man.
The first artist paints on a cave wall. (North American continent)
First homo sapien marriage, followed by first homosexual marriage.
Along with the first artist of the world comes the first Critic. (Cave)
The Black Plague; Torquemada begins his Grand Inquisition.
The French Revolution; the King swaps places with the piss-boy to save himself, and a young woman prepares to exchange her virginity to save her father. (Paris)