The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Star Trek: Insurrection. (Star Trek: Insurrection)
A young Reman named Shinzon takes control of the Romulan Star Empire after a military coup; the USS Enterprise arrive as diplomats. (Star Trek: Nemesis)
31st December: Ellen Ripley is sucessfully cloned. (USM auriga - Alien Resurrection)
Captain Thompson becomes the captain of the Axiom. (Aboard the Axiom, somewhere in space - Wall-E)
Aeon Flux is set to assassinate Dr Goodchild, the leader of Bregna, the last city of Earth. (Aeon Flux)
Bill & Ted University is established. (San Dimas, California - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Jason X. (Jason X)
20th September: Malcolm Reynolds, captain of the ship 'Serenity', is born. (Serenity)
Egyptian evidence of Engineers' visit to Earth (Egypt - Prometheus)
15th February: Zoe Alleyne, later Zoe Washburne, born. ("Vesselside" (aboard a spaceship) - Serenity)
Tom Creo arrives at the star Xibalba with his wife, Izzie (reincarnated into a tree) and the star explodes. (Xibalba - The Fountain)
The Minions serve the Pharoah and help him to build the Pyramids but when it was finished construction the Pyramid fall down and crush the Pharoah and its people because the Minions build it upside down by accident. (Cairo,Egypt - Minions)
'Ass', a film entirely featuring a giant bottom close-up to the camera, wins eight Oscars, including Best Screenplay. (Idiocracy)
3rd March: The infamous Garbage Avalanche reveals and awakes an army librarian and a prostitute from 2005 who were stuck in stasis for 500 years. (Idiocracy)
Serenity. (Serenity)
Captain Brace becomes the captain of the Axiom. (Aboard the Axiom, somewhere in outer space - Wall-E)
Captain O'Brien becomes captain of the Axiom. (Aboard the Axiom, somewhere in outer space - Wall-E)
23rd March: Taylor starts recording a message after aging six months on Liberty 1. (Planet of the Apes)
27th March: Taylor finishes recording his transmission in which he wonders if there is something better than human life. (Planet of the Apes)
In San Dimas, Rufus travels back in time to help Bill & Ted. (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
De Nomolos introduces an Evil Bill & Ted to San Dimas, before sending them back in time. (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
May: Cover of this month's issue of ROAD&TRACK reads: REAPER WINS INDY 500 (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
June: The cover of this month's issue of SCIENCE DISCOVERIES reads: STALLYNS USE WORLD NUCLEAR ARSENAL TO FUEL AMPLIFIERS (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
1st June: Billboard headline: Wyld Stallyns' Album #1. London Daily Sentinel headline: Wyld Stallyns to play Wembley Stadium. (It says Saturday on the newspaper. Guess even people in the future make typos.) (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
4th June: Herald International Tribune headline: Wyld Satllyns to play Mars-'Station!' (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
A transport space-shuttle lands on a planet where the light is seemingly always shining, under which is a hoard of vicious creatures who are hurt by the light - until there is an eclipse. (uncharted desert planet - Pitch Black)
Captain B. McCrea becomes captain of the Axiom. (Aboard the Axiom, somewhere in outer space - Wall-E)
EVE lands on Earth and meets WALL-E. (Earth - Wall-E)
EVE lands on Earth and meets WALL-E. WALL-E goes to the Axiom. BURN-E tries to repair a damage on the ship. The Axiom lands on Earth. Humans start trying to rebuild civilization. (Wall-E)
Tyler leaves his desolate home high in the Rocky Mountains and takes a final courageous stand against the Psychlos. (Battlefield Earth)
Bryan Boitano defeted the evil robot king and saved the human race. (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
The Earth is destroyed, sending the remaining humans scattering across the galaxy. (Titan A.E.)
Titan A.E. (Titan A.E.)
Tanis Year One. World Population - 1,213 (Pandorum)
Three astronauts, Taylor, Landon and Dodge, go through a Hasslein Curve ending up not in the Constellation of Orion as Taylor theorizes, but in their own future where Apes have taken over what's left of a post-Atomic War Earth. (Somewhere near NYC in the Nuclear Destroyed Future - Planet of the Apes)
There's a planet, full of apes, looking suspiciously familiar... George Taylor detonates a bomb and destroys Earth. (Planet of the Apes)
Taylor destroys the Earth by activating the Alpha Omega Doomsday Bomb after being wounded by General Ursus, thus ending the last war Earth would ever have. (Saint Patricks Cathedral under nuclear devestated NYC - Beneath the Planet of the Apes)
Dr. Cornelius, a chimpanzee scientist, discovers artifacts of a civilization ruled by humans. His theory suggests that apes evolved from humans. (Forbidden Zone - Planet of the Apes)
25th November: Taylor, Dodge, and Landon awaken from hibernation and discover Stewart's decayed corpse. Liberty 1 sinks in the water. They get out and begin looking for civilization. (Forbidden Zone - Planet of the Apes)
The oceans freeze over, mankind becomes extinct and other intelligent life emerges. (A.I. Artificial Intelligence)
David is Found From The Icy Remains of Manhattan (New York City,NY - A.I. Artificial Intelligence)
In another dimension, The Morningside Tribune newspaper begins. (John Dies at the End)
In another dimension, cigarette sales start getting low. (John Dies at the End)
February: On the 37th of February in another dimension, The Morningside Tribune contains the headline, "Phenomenon Continues Around South Pole, President Urges Calm." (John Dies at the End)
15th June: no (california - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)
The Sardaukar attack on Arrakis kills Duke Leto; Paul and Jessica go into the desert with the Fremen; House Harkonnen takes control of Arrakis aka Dune. (Arrakis - Dune)
Barbarella takes on the evil, er, Duran Duran. (Barbarella)
Alexander Hartdegen meets the Eloi and the Morlocks, is tended by Mara, following a long stretch of time travel. (The Time Machine)
The Time Traveller finds that humanity has evolved into two separate races, the beautiful, yet simple, Eloi, and the savage cave-dwelling Morlocks. (Future London - The Time Machine)
12th October: George meets the Eloi and the Morlocks, is tended by Weena, following a long stretch of time travel. (The Time Machine)
Eson the searcher use the Power stone to destroy a planet with life. (Guardians of the Galaxy)
Earth frozen by an eclipse, intelligent life wiped out, day and night now the same. (The Time Machine)
A Tyrannosaurus loses a fight with a Giganotosaurus, and in turn, a mosquito drains its blood (Pangaea - Jurassic Park)
Alexander Hartdegen briefly arrives from 802,701. (The Time Machine)
The big bang created the 6 infinity stones Space, Mind, Reality, Power, Time and Soul. (Guardians of the Galaxy)