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Time-travellers return from a prehistoric safari hunt to discover they've destroyed the future - in at least in one timeline, anyway. (A Sound of Thunder)
1st August: NAFE (National Association for Female Executives) names Weyland Industries a Top 50 Company for Executive Women. (Prometheus)
23rd November: Travis Ryer's prehistoric time-travelling safari team barely return from the past when his gun jams directly in front of a dinosaur. (A Sound of Thunder)
24th November: Thousands of suicidal fish beach themselves on the shore of Lake Michigan, and a safari time-jump goes wrong when the time-travellers face a volcano by mistake. (A Sound of Thunder)
29th January: Weyland Industries earns patent number 15,725,924 for Method and Apparatus for a mechanised exo-skeleton used for lifting and moving heavy objects such as crates and vehicle weaponry. (Prometheus)
Nasa launches the Lazarus Missions through the wormhole, in search for a new home for mankind (Interstellar)
Murphy “Murph” Cooper is born (Interstellar)
Red Planet. (Red Planet)
The Genetic Opera. (Repo! The Genetic Opera)
Humans are sent to the dying Sun in an attempt to ignite it with nuclear weapons. (Space, near the Sun - Sunshine)
6th May: Weyland Industries earns patent number 15,999,127 for Method and Apparatus for an ejectable luxury pod able to sustain one human life for up to 50 years. (Prometheus)
A futuristic mercenary guards a woman who is mankind's last hope for survival. (Babylon A.D.)
Berynium is discovered and ends Earth's energy crisis. (Planet Sirius 6B - Screamers)
22nd July: Weyland introduces unique expedition security apparatus able to decontaminate indoor and outdoor environments. Apparatus mines surrounding air for flammable compounds, making it ultra light-weight as well as self-replenishing. (Prometheus)
Uranium-powered turbine technology is perfected. (Elysium)
Blight permanently destroys wheat (Worldwide - Interstellar)
9th August: Weyland Industries introduces revolutionary, game-changing language tool. It is the first ever to require no actual learning on the consumer (Prometheus)
2nd September: Weyland Industries earns patent number 16,572,092 for Method and Apparatus for the first fully-automated diagnosis and surgical station. (Prometheus)
A film titled The Ghastly Ordeal of Timothy Cavendish is released. (Cloud Atlas)
The global human population is 40,614,325,866. (Elysium)
26th February: Only 7% of humans can recognize the sixth generation of David as a cybernetic individual. (Prometheus)
4th April: The Enterprise arrives from 2373 to prevent the Borg murder of Zephram Cochrane, the inventor of the warp drive. (Star Trek: First Contact)
5th April: Humans make their first contact with the Vulcans. (Star Trek: First Contact)
1st December: Weyland Industries earns patent number 17,900,353 for Method and Apparatus for an antigravity device that 3D live-maps any foreign terrain, revolutionizing the pre-process of terraforming and developing new colonies. (Prometheus)
11th August: Significantly upgraded space suit includes a variety of Weyland patented features, such as cadium exo-skeleton; info display with mission details; vitals: environmental stats and more. (Prometheus)
New York City becomes 'Old New York City'. (New York - Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within)
23rd June: Sir Peter Weyland Memorial Library built. (Washington, D.C. - Prometheus)
20th November: As Weyland Industries expands their terraforming activities and colonial endeavors, the company is approached by the US government to begin work on the formation of a colonial peacekeeping force trained or populated by marines in the event of future conflict. (Washington, D.C. - Prometheus)
7th April: As production costs for the David series decreases, Weyland Industries is increasingly able to extend those savings to everyday consumers, leading to remarkable proliferation of the product. (Prometheus)
Blight permanently destroys okra. A series of gravitational anomalies caused by Cooper from the future interacting with time via a tesseract occur around Coopers farmhouse. NASA launches the Endurance (Interstellar)
Joe Simmons meets a Chinese woman who gives him the middle finger. (Shanghai, China - Looper)
15th April: A dust storm occurs (Colorado - Interstellar)
"The Alliance" demand an end to Berynium-mining to stop lethal doses of radiation and pollution, causing NEB Corporation to declare war. (Screamers)
6th July: Weyland builds and successfully deploys thousands of Seventh Generation Davids into workplaces across the universe. Human acceptance of David 7 reaches an all-time high thanks to Weyland (Prometheus)
The crew of the Endurance wake up from cryosleep and enter the wormhole, which takes them to another galaxy. Cooper, Amelia and Doyle land on Miller’s Planet (Interstellar)
Joe Simmons marries the Chinese woman he had met two years prior. (United States - Looper)
The Nebuchadnezzar transport ship, later to be captained by Morpheus, is constructed - or is it? (USA - The Matrix Reloaded)
Donald dies around this time (Interstellar)
30th June: Since FDA approval, one dozen have been produced with tens of thousands on back order. (Prometheus)
13th May: Weyland Industries becomes Worldwide Olympic Partner and official (Prometheus)
14th June: Weyland Cybernetics announces immediate recall of David 7 models. (San Francisco, California - Prometheus)
16th August: Weyland Industries earns patent number 18,364,003 for Method and Apparatus for device able to temporarily restart brain activity of deceased individuals. (Prometheus)
31st October: Terrorist Vincent Volaju is killed and is plan to spread a deadly virus around the world is thwarted. (Mars - Cowboy Bebop: The Movie)
Equilibrium. (Equilibrium)
Jack Harper's memory is erased. (Oblivion)
9th March: Weyland Industries consolidates all products and solutions into seven verticals: health, transportation, energy, electronics, terraforming, security and cybernetics. (Prometheus)
9th July: An article titled, "Prometheus: An innovative new technology for interstellar travel" is published. (San Francisco, California - Prometheus)
23rd December: David 8 pre-orders exceed analyst's best expecations. (Henri Gaston Colony, HD 202206bm - Prometheus)
1st January: Based on recent classified findings by Weyland researchers, the company determines the exact coordinates of a new destination for long-time pet project: Project Prometheus. New round of investment is immediately opened and mission planning enters full-swing. (Prometheus)
The Lima Project is launched, the goal being to set up orbit around Neptune to look for signs of extraterrestrial life without interference from the sun (Ad Astra)
In the year 2074 the PinWheel corporation creates cyborg "Cash" designed specifically to charm her way into a rival manufacturer's headquarters and then self-detonate. Things go awry when she starts to have feelings for a human, "Colt 45". (Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow)
The global human population is 49,001,394,378. (Elysium)
Time travel is perfected. Joe Simmons' wife is killed when he is taken from his home to close the loop. He goes back in time to 2044 with the intention of killing the Rainmaker. (Shanghai, China - Looper)
AI programs evolve and some robots begin to resent their human overlords - or do they? (The Matrix Reloaded)
14th May: Weyland announces revolutionary Internet Explorer partnership. (San Francisco, California - Prometheus)
Armadyne humanoid robotic systems assist in the contruction of Elysium. (Elysium)
The unmanned space probe Von Braun arrives at the Earth-like world Darwin IV; two landers discover a complex multicellular ecosystem, and are ultimately destroyed by a a pre-technological intelligent species due to an unidentified misunderstanding. (Darwin Binary Star System - Alien Planet)
Minister Patel is credited as chief architect of the West Asian Peace Accords. (Elysium)
The first case of a machine rising up against its owners, as butler robot B166ER slaughters two humans, leading to a backlash against AI - or is there/does it? (The Matrix Reloaded)
Tech 49 Jack Harper meets his wife. (Oblivion)