The Movie Timeline - it's like a timeline, but of movies
Thursday 27th November: Annie Auklet helps Brad and Stu spot birds during a rainstorm on Thanksgiving. (Coos Bay, Oregon - The Big Year)
Thursday 27th November: Paul Blart suffers his first hangover. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Thursday 27th November: Illias Kazantsakis, exercising his brother Zinos' power of attorney, signs over the Soul Kitchen property to Thomas Neumann in order to pay off his own gambling debt. (Hamburg, Germany - Soul Kitchen)
Thursday 27th November: Zack and Miri attend their 10-year high school reunion and decide to make a porno to make money for rent. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Friday 28th November: Black Friday: The most afeared shopping day at malls, and also the day Paul Blart's mall is taken over by bank robbers. Also it's Amy's birthday. (Paul Blart: Mall Cop)
Friday 28th November: Delaney works at the coffee shop for Black Friday. (Monroeville, Pennsylvania - Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
December: Erik, Cooze, Bobby, and Nick have finished the pledge board. GEEK House competes with BETA House in the Olympiad, where Noah Levenstein is the officiate. This results in a victory for BETA House. Rodney Dean returns. Erik has sex with Ashley while watching Creature from the Black Lagoon. Cooze receives female ejaculate from Denise. (Ann Arbor, Michigan - American Pie: Beta House)
December: Zeta House's "Naughty Or Nice" calendar. (The House Bunny)
December: Brennan and Dale wreck Dr. Doback's boat. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
December: A date on a graph. (London, England - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Saturday 6th December: Cousin Kritofferson lives with the Foxes when his father is ill. Mr. Fox and Kylie the oppossum. Mr. Fox tells Kylie his plan to steal from Boggis' chicken house. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Saturday 6th December: The new Infant Sorrow album African Child drops from #54 to #93 on Billboard 200. (Get Him to the Greek)
Sunday 7th December: Mr. Fox and Kylie steal from Boggis' chicken farm. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Monday 8th December: Mr. Fox and Kylie break into Bunce's refrigerated smokehouse. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Tuesday 9th December: Fox and Kylie break into Bean's secret cidar cellar. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Wednesday 10th December: The foxes are forced to dig when humans destroy their home after Mr. Fox, Kylie, and Kristofferson's break-in and Mr. Fox's tail getting shot off the night before. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Thursday 11th December: News reporters surround the destroyed Fox home. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Thursday 11th December: Gwen Herlihy's exhibition opens, as Dr Pincus tries to pass a message to her from her dead husband. (New York - Ghost Town)
Saturday 13th December: Restauranteur Zinos Kazantsakis buys back the Soul Kitchen in a foreclosure auction for 200,015 euros. (Hamburg, Germany - Soul Kitchen)
Sunday 14th December: Upset animals confront the Foxes. Mr. Fox uses his plan to take everything. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Monday 15th December: Bean's cider floods the animal refugee camp. Kristofferson is captured and then rescued. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Thursday 18th December: Kylie and the Foxes get food from Boggis, Bunce and Bean's International Supermarkets and Felicity reveals that she is pregnant again. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Monday 22nd December: Ronny has a relapse and gambles. (The Dilemma)
Wednesday 24th December: Kenny eats alone in a Chinese restaurant. (Duluth, Minnesota - The Big Year)
Wednesday 24th December: Bad fog grounds all flights in the San Francisco area, meaning Kate and Brad don't get to fly to Fiji for Christmas. A local news crew captures this moment, and Kate and Brad head home to their families. (San Francisco - Four Christmases)
Wednesday 24th December: Dale and Brennan roll Dr. Doback down the stairs as they sleepwalk. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Thursday 25th December: Kate and Brad visit their four parents, all divorced, and go through four traumatic and yet somehow unfunny Christmases. (California - Four Christmases)
Thursday 25th December: Nancy and Robert announce that they are getting a divorce. (Sacramento, CA - Step Brothers)
Monday 29th December: Jeff Shaw spots a pink-footed goose. Stu refuses his company's offer. (The Big Year)
Tuesday 30th December: Stu helps Brad spot a pink-footed goose, which is his 741st bird species. (The Big Year)
Wednesday 31st December: Kenny Bostick spots his 755th bird species, a snowy owl, breaking his own big year record. (The Big Year)
Dr. Adrian Helmsley learns that neutrinos from a massive solar flare are causing the temperature of the Earth's core to increase rapidly. (Naga Deng Copper Mine, India - 2012)
Adrian informs White House Chief of Staff Carl Anheuser and President Thomas Wilson of the disasters to come. (Lincoln Plaza Hotel, Washington D.C. - 2012)
Noah Levenstein's wife dies. (American Reunion)
Naomi Quinn's father dies. (New York City - Arthur)
Orin Helgesson's lecture is filmed and uploaded to YouTube. Roger Lemke wins the "Two Diamonds" award for the second year in a row. (Cedar Rapids)
Birth of Diego Ricardo, the last human to be born on Earth. (Argentina - Children of Men)
William Woogard runs a Ponzi scheme, makes $50 million, and vanishes. (Colombiana)
John D. Truesdale dies. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Daisy moves out of her old home. (Funny People)
Nick and Amy have sex in a library. (Gone Girl)
Jack McClane starts learning a lot. (A Good Day to Die Hard)
James Reid is newspaper publisher of the year. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Lyle Spaulding starts working for Google. (Mountain View, CA - The Internship)
James Howard wins New York Supercomputing Challenge. Aaron Fitzcarraldo gains a Laureate in Philosophy. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
By this year, Ben's settlement ends. (Knocked Up)
3-year-old octuplets throw up on Daybreak host Colleen Peck. (New York City - Morning Glory)
M.I. Pollard makes a coffee table worth $500,000. (The Other Guys)
AVERAGE AMERICAN 401K ACCOUNT 2009 $64,200 (The Other Guys)
Kepler Telescope is launched to search for Earth-like planets. World Population - 6.76 Billion. (Pandorum)
Max Kenton is born. (Real Steel)
North Koreans invade. Wolverines fight back. (Spokane, Washington - Red Dawn)
Steven Jacobs starts running Gen-Sys around this time. (San Francisco, CA - Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
Glen and Glenda's birthday party. Jennifer/Tiffany kills a nanny who quits because she feels scared around Glenda. Glen receives a present that turns out to be Chucky's right arm. (Hollywood, CA - Seed of Chucky)
Penny starts getting Dodge's mail by mistake. (New York, New York - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
The girls of St. Trinian's School for Young Ladies find the treasure of the Pirate Captain Fritton. (England - St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold)
James Coughlin is released from prison. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Aaron Connors' relationship with a woman ends. (New York City - Trainwreck)
A girl claiming to be possessed by her deceased mother, hangs herself on a live webcam (Norway - Unfriended)
Biotech 2009 takes place. (Unknown)