The Movie Timeline - here's looking at movies, kid
September: Tom meets Hannah when he sneaks into her room, mistaking her for her roommate, whom he wants to have sex with. (Made of Honor)
September: Rachel White starts attending NYU Law. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Monday 14th September: Viagra is introduced, and comedy writers everywhere rejoice. (Bulworth)
Thursday 17th September: Chad, Matt, Tyler, and Paul have a barbecue. (V/H/S)
Wednesday 30th September: Joe returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
October: Shelley Darlington starts living at the Playboy Mansion. (The House Bunny)
October: A van's license plate expires. (Los Angeles, CA - Rush Hour)
Thursday 1st October: Professor Knowby's wife Henrietta becomes a Deadite. He buries her in the fruit cellar. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Thursday 1st October: A professor dismembers his wife when she becomes posessed. (Tennessee - The Evil Dead)
Friday 2nd October: Ash Williams and his girlfriend Linda go to the Knowby cabin. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Friday 2nd October: Ash Williams goes to a cabin within the woods with his sister Cheryl, his girlfriend Linda, his best friend Scotty, and Scotty's girlfriend Shelly. They listen to a recording concerning the Book of the Dead. (Tennessee - The Evil Dead)
Saturday 3rd October: Ash becomes a Deadite for a few seconds before the sun shines. Later, the sun somehow goes down after a few seconds and Ash goes back to the cabin. He kills Deadite Linda and cuts off off his posessed hand with a chainsaw. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Saturday 3rd October: After everyone else is posessed, Ash burns the Book of the Dead and stops the Deadites. He stands outside of the cabin at dawn and something evil approaches from behind him. (Tennessee - The Evil Dead)
Sunday 4th October: Ed, Bobby Joe, and Jake are dead by dawn. Ash kills Deadite Henrietta with his chainsaw hand. The posessed hand kills Annie Knowby, but not before she recites the passages in the lost pages of the Book of the Dead, sending Ash and his Oldsmobile into the middle ages. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Monday 5th October: At S-Mart, Ash tells his story to someone, kills an old Deadite lady, and kisses a woman. (Michigan - Army of Darkness)
Thursday 8th October: Juan returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Wednesday 21st October: Stephen Macray is arrested for hijacking a bread truck to Nashua, New Hampshire. (Massachusetts - The Town)
Thursday 29th October: Michael Myers kills Marion Chambers and two teenage boys. (Langdon, Illinois - Halloween: H20)
Friday 30th October: Detectives investigate at Marion Chambers' house. (Langdon, Illinois - Halloween: H20)
Saturday 31st October: At a Halloween party, Eric Bottler reunites with high school friends Linus, Hutch, Windows and Zoe. Linus proposes the theft of the rough cut of "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" from Skywalker Ranch. (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)
Saturday 31st October: Laurie Strode, now under the fake name Keri Tate, faces Michael Myers again. (Northern California - Halloween: H20)
Saturday 31st October: Chad, Matt, Tyler, and Paul go to a Halloween party where they interrupt an exorcism. They end up driving into a train. (V/H/S)
November: Will Carlson/Flappy the clown goes to a hotel room under the name Vulgar and is raped by a man, whose sons videorecord it. He later saves a girl's life and becomes famous on television. (Vulgar)
Sunday 1st November: Eric Bottler finds out that his high school friend Linus has cancer. (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)
Monday 2nd November: Eric Bottler, Linus, Windows and Hutch begin their journey to Skywalker Ranch. (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)
Tuesday 3rd November: Lifelong "Star Wars" fans Hutch, Linus and Windows pick a fight with a group of Trekkies in the future birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk, ending with Hutch running over a statue of Kirk grappling with Khan. (Riverside, Iowa - Fanboys)
Wednesday 4th November: David Norris is arrested for having a bar fight after becoming congressman. (New York City - The Adjustment Bureau)
Wednesday 4th November: Eric, Linus, Hutch and Windows get beat up by Harry Knowles, who then tells them to meet his contact in Las Vegas. (Texas - Fanboys)
Thursday 5th November: DAILY NEWS headline: "NEW CONGRESSMAN CELEBRATES VICTORY... WITH BAR BRAWL." (New York City - The Adjustment Bureau)
Thursday 5th November: After Zoe joins Eric, Linus, Hutch and Windows on their trip to Skywalker Ranch, Eric and Linus meet their contact while Hutch and Windows fall in with a pair of escorts and their pimp. (Las Vegas, Nevada - Fanboys)
Friday 6th November: Eric, Linus, Hutch, Windows and Zoe break into Skywalker Ranch. George Lucas allows the terminally ill Linus to view a rough cut of "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace." (San Franciso, California - Fanboys)
Saturday 7th November: Pancake breakfast takes place. (Varsity Blues)
Friday 27th November: Steve Stifler gets PentaLax prescribed by Dr. R. Gruntzer. (American Pie)
December: Using the Neurological Connectic Transfer System, Dr Catherine Deane begins therapy on Edward Baines. (California, USA - The Cell)
December: Julie James' license plate expires. (North Carolina - I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Tuesday 1st December: Mark returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Friday 25th December: Matt Flamhaff sees Jenna Rink through a frosted window. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
Tuesday 29th December: A student returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Tuesday 29th December: The date on the sticker on Jesse's car. (Lockport, Illinois - Bride of Chucky)
A monolith appears on the moon. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Trish's daughter Julia is born. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Trish's daughter Julia is born. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Johnny Truelove and his crew kidnap Zack Mazursky to try and force his brother Jake to pay a debt he owes them. (California - Alpha Dog)
Jim, Finch, Oz & Kevin make a pact that they will all lose their virginity by prom night. (Michigan - American Pie)
Discovering his wife is a fembot, Austin Powers follows Dr Evil to 1969 and returns with Felicity Shagwell. (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)
Danny Archer tries to find a large diamond buried by Solomon Vandy, who is looking for his brainwashed son Dia. (Sierra Leone - Blood Diamond)
Buddy Amaral gives his plane ticket to Greg Janello. Unfortuneately, the plane crashes. (Bounce)
John is arrested for shoplifting. (The Bourne Legacy)
Nicky Parson works at Treadstone and her cover is that she is a student. (Paris, France - The Bourne Supremacy)
A year Jason Bourne types into a search engine. (The Bourne Supremacy)
Jason Bourne terminates men. (The Bourne Ultimatum)
Chuck Noland rescued after four years stranded. (South Pacific Ocean - Cast Away)
A basketball coach benches his undefeated team due to their collective poor academic record. (Coach Carter)
A year on a banner. (Despicable Me)
The Earths' giant monsters are released from containment on Ogasawara Island and attack major cities, controlled by the alien Kilaaks. (Destroy All Monsters)
Olive Penderghast and Marianne Bryant have a kindergarten class together. (Ojai, California - Easy A)
Tyler Durden and Project Mayhem blow up the HQs of the world's largest credit companies. (Fight Club)
All existing evidence of the Krueger family is destroyed, and any children claiming to have seen Freddy in their dreams are quietly sent to Westin Hills and put on Hypnocil, an experimental dream suppressant drug. (Freddy Vs. Jason)
The events of Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare take place. (Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare)
The Thermians arriving on earth at a Galexy Quest convention whisk "Commander Peter Quincy Taggart" and his crew into space to help them defeat Sarris NSEA Protector crash lands in L.A. . (Los Angeles - Galaxy Quest)